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Ranking the Top-Rated Hazbin Hotel Ships Part 1 (Gay)
RadioStatic. This is the best one. I prefer it one-sided, but it's fine when reciprocated as well. It's the best of everything - it allows for angst, for fluff, for a murder duo, and of course it's very hot.
StaticMoth. This ship is amazing. It allows for evil hijinks galore, fluff, smut, and even angst if you take into account the old Voxtagram posts. Bonus points when poly with Velvette.
Huskerdust. This is just an incredibly sweet and wholesome ship. It allows for so much fluff as well as hurt/comfort or just plain angst. It's one of those ships where it's them vs the world. Beautiful.
RadioApple. This one is hot, but I really don't see much chemistry there. But the wholesome content is funny and sweet, and the *ahem* less wholesome stuff can be extremely hot. Win-win.
Valastor. This one only gets this high on the list because, again, it's hot. This would not work in any way, shape or form - Alastor and Val are completely incompatible. But, they're both attractive.
PentNiss. This one is rather odd, because Arackniss hasn't been in the show yet. However, he seems to be a rather grumpy sort, so this dynamic could be funny.
AdamsApple. I'm neutral on this one, I genuinely have no opinion on it - it's not good, but not bad. It's completely fine with me, however. Go forth and ship.
RadioHusk. It's not bad, but I'm not a huge fan. I don't really see any way for it to be healthy or sweet, and I'm not a fan of those two having sexual tension. But no animosity to its fans.
RadioDust. It rubs me the wrong way for some reason, but the fans of that ship are really good at what they do, so I'm fine with it. I'd never seek it out, but I respect its fans.
ValAngel. Awful. For obvious reasons.
New fic idea 💡👉👈🥺
So um
Human!AU Trans!Alastor raised by Husk and Rosie to be strong and independent
Gets pregnant.
Whether from consensual or non consensual sex idk yet.
I'm currently a trans author who's ovulating and I don't EVER in a million years plan to have children. But ummm. Alastor can!
The main plot will be Valentino stepping up.
Because I want this to be Valastor, cause I want it! *stomps foot*
The real question is why does he wanna step up 🤔ᴴᴹ
I have 3 options hwre
1) the baby is his and his parents would fucking kill him (in this case the sex is consensual) (OR the baby is Vox and Vox is like "Fuck that shit" and Valentino steps up attempting to make Vox jelly, and it works! But oops he's fallen in love!)
2) Alastor, a semi famous singer or dancer or something, being publicly shamed outside of a planned Parenthood after going there for a test. And Valentino whose mama did NOT raise him to stand back during an injustice, and is also famous but for his Casanova stage image in lots of sexy hot movies (both X rated and theatre approved. I'm making him an actor ;p), steps in and rescues him, maybe even punches a protestor or reporter or something. And um. They're all over the news about their apparent "affair" and how Alastor is another of Valentinos flings and Alastor is apparently such a whore now (even though this is his first scandal), and Valentino is like shit. I made it a looot worse than if I did nothing... So he vows to stay by Alastors side, at least until the birth, to try and make it smoother for him, like, shield the rumors (maybe the real baby daddy is some low level shit who took advantage of Al, and is tryna get popularity by being the one to get Al pregnant) and they ya know. Fall in love UwU
3) Alastor gets drugged, and left used in Valentinos bedroom at his college dorm/frat. And Valentino stumbles in drunk, gets in bed with him, and they wake up, naked, with hints of sex having happened. And so Valentino steps up when Alastor finds out he's pregnant- thinking it's his. UwU
SO
Any OTHER suggestions ARE SOOO WELCOMED!
And I'd just like to know which of these y'all would prefer to see!!!
Thank youuu
Other things involved but the main plot I'd also love ideas!!!!
In this I'm gonna keep my Rosie/Velvet and Husk/Angel ships where they're half their age and is their younger sugar babies but in this they're not seperate they're happily in an open marriage UwU
Ummm. That's non negotiable. UwU
UwU here's them as babies
Alastor
Val
And their baby girl! Her name is Cashmere because her godmother Velvet named her UwU
Here's her as a teen UwU
And Al and Val again for reference (they dye their hair, Alastor straightens his)
I'm gonna start working on my Valastor pregnancy AU! Any help is appreciated!
New fic idea 💡👉👈🥺
So um
Human!AU Trans!Alastor raised by Husk and Rosie to be strong and independent
Gets pregnant.
Whether from consensual or non consensual sex idk yet.
I'm currently a trans author who's ovulating and I don't EVER in a million years plan to have children. But ummm. Alastor can!
The main plot will be Valentino stepping up.
Because I want this to be Valastor, cause I want it! *stomps foot*
The real question is why does he wanna step up 🤔ᴴᴹ
I have 3 options hwre
1) the baby is his and his parents would fucking kill him (in this case the sex is consensual) (OR the baby is Vox and Vox is like "Fuck that shit" and Valentino steps up attempting to make Vox jelly, and it works! But oops he's fallen in love!)
2) Alastor, a semi famous singer or dancer or something, being publicly shamed outside of a planned Parenthood after going there for a test. And Valentino whose mama did NOT raise him to stand back during an injustice, and is also famous but for his Casanova stage image in lots of sexy hot movies (both X rated and theatre approved. I'm making him an actor ;p), steps in and rescues him, maybe even punches a protestor or reporter or something. And um. They're all over the news about their apparent "affair" and how Alastor is another of Valentinos flings and Alastor is apparently such a whore now (even though this is his first scandal), and Valentino is like shit. I made it a looot worse than if I did nothing... So he vows to stay by Alastors side, at least until the birth, to try and make it smoother for him, like, shield the rumors (maybe the real baby daddy is some low level shit who took advantage of Al, and is tryna get popularity by being the one to get Al pregnant) and they ya know. Fall in love UwU
3) Alastor gets drugged, and left used in Valentinos bedroom at his college dorm/frat. And Valentino stumbles in drunk, gets in bed with him, and they wake up, naked, with hints of sex having happened. And so Valentino steps up when Alastor finds out he's pregnant- thinking it's his. UwU
SO
Any OTHER suggestions ARE SOOO WELCOMED!
And I'd just like to know which of these y'all would prefer to see!!!
Thank youuu
Other things involved but the main plot I'd also love ideas!!!!
In this I'm gonna keep my Rosie/Velvet and Husk/Angel ships where they're half their age and is their younger sugar babies but in this they're not seperate they're happily in an open marriage UwU
Ummm. That's non negotiable. UwU
The fic these are for
And the dirty ones can be found here
Okay so SFW ones!
They're not IN the story yet, but will be! And will also be in future fics with them sooo
Keep an eye on this series!
Valastor canon baby AU
Writing a story rn for unexpected pregnancy!
When your beautiful daughter eats her two brothers lol
She has Vals pheromone powers
Pinup girl Valentino
And Alastor for a Casting Couch short I'm gonna work on!
Working on an 'Out For Love' AU
Where when Alastor is getting his butt beat Valentino/Vox comes to his recuse!
Here's some art for it!
Valentino's fight with Adam consists of sort of attacking from above like a hawk? Lots of bullets and lifting Alastor away to safety! Why so many arms if not to carry your love and your guns to defend them with?
Vox is a little bit different
I gave him a demonic form (like Al's creepy beldam thing), where he leaves his electronic form to become a creature of pure energy!
So! Anyone with expertise on writing fighting and fighting dialogue pleaseee DM me!!!
Will update with fic links!
Visiting because I saw you had reblogged. Any Hazbin fic/smut you've wrote you'd like to share?
Not good at smut at all although I do have an AU I'm working on that will involve non sexual BDSM as well as the most unhinged and deaddove absolutely not safe sane consensual or a good representation of BDSM or just sex in general.
Along with a few other stories that aren't sexual in nature
You can find them all here
And here
Depending on if you want voxal or valastor
Most of it's Human AU
Always looking for ideas, new fans, opinions and people to help world and plot build with! I also make some art :D
VALASTOR WEEK 2024: October 14th - October 20nd
The rules:
You need to be at least 18 years old to participate due to the source material being adult themed
Create something for the valastor (Valentino x Alastor) pairing and post it during this week: art, fic, craft etc
Use these prompts as inspiration or find an idea of your own
This is a rareship as is, please keep it as a main focus of your submission
Tag your post as #ValastorWeek2024 and mention @valastorweekofficial so we can share your post
Please keep this event civil - we are here to have fun, not to argue over in-universe morality of the characters involved: they suck, we know
Have fun!
“Whatever you say, baby. Is it your time of the month or something?” Alastor stopped in his tracks by the windows. His right ear flicked backwards once, a violent thwap. He ground out, “Something like that.” Val blinked, pausing mid-stretch. “Really?” “Regrettably.”
or: when alastor's heat takes him off guard, derailing his usual contingency plans (read: making vox drop everything and deal with it), valentino is more than happy to fill vox's shoes!
do you ship charlie and alastor? :)
No, but I respect people who do. Anyone can ship anything. The only time I think shipping is unacceptable is when it’s inc*st or p*dophilia. If you want to ship a slightly younger character to a more older character, just age the younger one up, or age the older one down. If the characters are canonically ab*sive/toxic towards each other, you gotta make headcanons and stories, making these characters go through a lot of difficult obstacles that make them better people over time. It can’t just be, “I know what I did was wrong but I’m good now”. No. You gotta put them through different situations that build up to them slowly getting better and making them actually change. That, or you can just make an AU where they aren’t ab*sive/toxic. And with shipping inc*st. No, just eliminate that entirely. No headcanons, stories, or AU’s are okay for that. At least in my opinion.
I’ve been typing too long I gotta stop-
EDIT: You literally asked me 1 simple question, and I had to make it look like 100. Sorry. 😶