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Deceit Ups His Flirting Game
Or at least tries to.
A.k.a Sanders Sides Ships as Vines Part 1
Featuring heavily edited Brandon Calvillo and Jason Nash Vines
Roceit:
R & D- * in an imaginary theater *
R- Hi, I'm here for the audition?
D- Good, take off your clothes.
R- Is this for a nude scene??
D- No.
R- Do I have to???
D- Slowly. * plays slow jazz off of his phone *
Roceit 2:
R & D- * leaving a musical binge session *
R- Alright, see you later, my friend!
D- See you later, Ro. * mumbles * Love you~
R- Pardon?
D- Nothing! * mumbles again * Wanna be with you~
R- * takes off running *
D- Shoot! Failed again...
Roceit 3:
D- * strolling into the Commons area *
D- What's up, Lo?
L- Well, the ceiling, for one-
D- * ignores him * Heyyy, Roman~~~
D- * gets in his personal space * I missed you~
R- Woah, Deceit, what-
D- * leans in for a kiss *
R- Oh, okay, wait-
R- * tries to hold him back without pushing him too hard and hurting him *
Anxceit:
V & D- * watching the sunset at an inaginary ocean *
V- Love watching the waves.
D- I'm in love with you Virgil.
V- * takes off running *
D- * goes after him and jumps on him *
V- * incoherent screeching *
Anxceit 2:
V & D- * hanging out in Dee's room after Patton and Roman said they should get along more *
V- Hey, I'm hungry wanna go get-
V & D- Taco bell. Jinx! You owe me-
D- A kiss on the lips~
V- * tries to turn tail and run *
D- * swoops over to lock his room *
D- You're not going ANYWHERE, Virgil~~~
Anxceit 3:
V - * cat head rubs Logan's arm *
D- ???
P- Oh, he just does that with everyone he likes.
D- !
V- * comes over and cat head rubs Patton's chest *
D- * getting excited for his turn *
V- * turns to Dee * Oh. Hello, Deceit. * struts off towards Roman *
D- * proceeds to pout for the rest of the day *
Moceit:
P & D- * talking about Dee's good points to try and get the other sides to like him *
D- Yeah, so I was valedictorian~
P- Valedictorian!
D- And, I-
P- Got a monster cock!!
D- * spluttering * Wah, pAtToN!
P- Show them!!!
P- Go ahead, buddy.
D- * hissed whisper * When did you even SEE it?
P- What, your cockatrice Beatrix? Well, I was in your room the other day-
D- O-oh, you meant...oh. * sinks into the cushions in relief and embarrassment *
Moceit 2:
P & D- * talking about a cartoon series *
P- * tearing up a bit * It's just, after the series ended-
D- * gently and sensually takes his hand *
P- * awkward giggling * What- What are you doing?
D- What do you NEED me to do~~~
P- ???
Loceit:
D- * appears in Logan's room *
D- Hey Logan, knock knock.
L- Yes. You need something, Deceit?
D- N-no, I'm trying to tell you a joke...
L- Oh. Well, alright then.
D- Knock knock-
L- Just so you know, my door is always open.
D- * throws hands up in exasperation *
Loceit 2:
P & R- * trying to comfort Logan after a fight with Roman *
P- Sure, your friendship's going through a bit of a rough patch right now kiddo, but-
D- * trying to joke to get Lo to like him * All you can do is put rice in his oatmeal and when he dies it won't get traced back to you~
P- * doesn't know it's a joke * Okay, you can go to your room now...
DLAMP:
D- * is finally allowed in a video ideas meeting *
D- Okay, there's this scene where we all enter the shower naked-
L- Do you just want to see us naked in the shower?
D- * awkward laughing *
D- No~
DLAMP 2:
D- * Is in the Commons area scrapbooking with Patton *
D- * gets an idea and calls up Virgil *
D- * trying to hold a pair of scissors intimidatingly *
D- If you can find me, your father lives~
V, L, & R- * was walking into into the Commons *
V- Well, we can see you so-
D- * sinking with a blush into the mountains of paper *
D- No you can't!
Sanders Ships as Vines Part 5
More Sanders Sides ships as vines. Anxceit Edition.
Anxceit:
* before Virgil joined the group *
V- * feeling agitated about being stuck with the dark sides *
V- I'll be forever alone...
D- * puts hand on his shoulder * You got me~
V- * shoves hand off of his shoulder * No, like someone who makes you feel better!
D- * worried about him leaving the dark sides * I-I can make you feel better! I-I'll suck your di-
V- * hurriedly shadowports away *
Anxceit 2:
V- * is leaving the Dark Sides *
D- Anxiety, please don't go. I can't live without you~
V- * chuckles darkly * Then die. * slams imaginary door *
Anxceit 3:
* are sitting on opposite sides of the couch *
D- * slides over to be next to Virgil and puts a hand on his knee *
V- * put a hand over that hand *
D- : D!
V- * promptly uses his other hand to slap him in the face *
D- > : O!
Anxceit 4:
V- Fuck you, dude!
D- Well, I mean...If you want to~
V- What??
D- * makes smooth jazz music start playing out of seemingly nowhere * Wanna fuck?