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I once missed the ferry
i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry
Suciasaurus, Washington States very own Tyrannosaur! Depicted here going for a pleasant evening stroll along the beach
Wandering through wildflowers
elliothawkey
Wildflowers and fog
jhamilbader
So many southerners are gonna make fun of me but
I f**king hate summer
The flowers? Love. Green trees? Love. The gentle heat of the sun? Hell yeah.
But noooo I'm here up NORTH in WASHINGTON. THE RAINY BlTCH STATE. The grass is dead and brown and all the flowers are already shriveled in the heat (except the exotic species those are thriving). The fruit trees are producing wonderfully all through town but I can't walk to any of them because I get lightheaded and nauseous when out for more than half an hour.
It's only 30°c out here, but the thermometer easily caps out in the sun. That same sun I was just walking under for an hour and a half and now I want to collapse.
I miss winter. The snow is beautiful, and that sharp sting of the cold burns but at the same time it feels so good. You can freeze your room by leaving the windows open and then bundle up under a cocoon of blankets without overheating and watch a movie while everything outside is icy. Walking in a snowy forest at night is ethereal, and you feel like a spirit. Walking in the forest at night in summer and you'll be tripping over trash while trying to avoid people and not get stabbed.
Lamenting rant over I needed to get this out of my system while I cooled down.
Breathtaking!
Mount Rainier National Park, Washington, USA
I know I'm late but this was too funny not to reblog
Cackling.
In case the original goes away:
Text version:
Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:
(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.
Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.
URGING you to consider firework alternatives:
- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky
- dropping a stack of large books on the floor
- wrapping a toga around a candle
- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos
Edit: guys. There's so many more pictures. Idk how many people this will reach, but your questions have mostly been answered in a different reblog. The notes are funny. Please check them out.
Heatwaves is now really accurate: late night (sadly not in the middle) in June, heatwave been faking me out
Me just thugging out !
Gloomy day in Washington State 🌧️🥀
Umbrellas are for tourists 🌧️☂️
Credit rjomain