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Joe Liebgotts favorite band of Van Halen argue with a wall

Back on my David Webster shit y’all

He can recite Hamilton word for word. No I won’t take criticism

Liebgott was a theatre kid. Pass it on.

DOES ANYONE WANT MY BAND OF BROTHERS CHRISTMAS HEADCANONS CAUSE I HAVE WAY TOO MANY RN

Roe and Spina tried to teach Easy how to do CPR and Webster started playing cpr by cupcakke and convinced everyone that chest compressions could be done to the tempo

What I should see Christmas morning

Any time I listen to Lana Del Rey I imagine David Webster smoking a cigarette in the passenger seat of Liebgotts convertible driving down the streets of California

David Webster is 100% behind the accounts on Instagram that posts shit like this:

When someone makes yet another unfunny and unoriginal Webster joke

Episode eight is titled “the last patrol” because “the entire company shitting on Webster for a little over 55 minutes straight while he tries to redeem himself for not being in bastogne” was too long

this is a really weird way to propose but yes

a lot of people think that webgott is all about enemies to lovers or a kiss with a little too much teeth a kiss just this side of hurts or getting into a fistfight as your favorite excuse for skin on skin contact or leaving the taste of my blood in your mouth and sure on some levels yes but actually i believe that webgott is fundamentally at its core about things left unsaid. webgott is like. you will live on one coast and i will live on the opposite coast and i'll traverse the entire country to see you but i won't ever tell you why. you'll know why and i'll know you know. you deal in words for a living but you'll never find the right ones. webgott is he's guilty. liebgott says so and he probably is. we share two languages and all that means is twice as many ways to expose how inadequate words are. you're the only other person in the company who understands what i had to say to those prisoners at landsberg and you still don't understand what it felt like or what it meant and you never will but you're overflowing with self-righteous anger just the same. webgott is neither friends nor enemies but a secret third thing and spoiler alert it's not lovers bc the secret third thing is something that exists beyond the capabilities of linguistic identification

I LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE MY ROOMMATE UP

How some of y’all look/sound insisting that Liebgott is the top

everytime i come back to this fandom or this blog i SPRINT to @webster-akgae to see how shawty bae is doing

mf CARRIES the webgott community-- we owe it to you <333

“[You study literature] get out! i love to read.” “You been working out?” like LIEBGOTT we GET IT you want to jump on his dick so bad you are twirling your hair like a SCHOOLGIRL

Tell me right here, right now, that David Webster would not say some shit like this

Lieb and Webster r the only two ppl in the whole company that r fluent in German, so does that mean that Lieb could throw flirty German words on Webster and others would be like “oh this is some formal German dialogue tell us Web tell us what does that mean- ”

the ick

why is he eating that shit tongue first

i love during the scene with liebgott and webster on the truck talking about flash gordon and dick tracy, when web's trying not to laugh joe just lights his cigarette with a "yeah, wow" like he's so pleased they have something in common THEY'RE SO CUTE