Webgott: Christmas - Tumblr Posts

I triple double quadruple dog dare you to feed me Webgott Christmas headcanons

All I Want For Christmas Is…

For Webster and Liebgott to get along

Modern (?) Webgott Christmas Headcanons!!

Web is obsessed with Christmas decorations

Like the houses that have the lights that change with Christmas music

Yeah….

It’s an obsession

Liebgott suggests he should talk to his therapist about it

Webster doesn’t like that idea

There’s always mistletoe in every single doorframe

Lieb doesn’t mind that though - obviously

Joes favorite Christmas movie is Home Alone

Webster’s is White Christmas

Liebgott does not like the excessive Christmas decorations

Until he comes home one day and finds the menorah out with a whole table decorated with Hanukkah decorations

He definitely doesn’t get emotional

There’s stockings on the fireplace

Webster’s have tiny dicks on them

Courtesy of Guarnere

Joe has a Hanukkah stocking and he loves it with a burning passion

Webster always tries to throw a Christmas party which ends with him and Luz scream singing “All I Want For Christmas” in a sexy Santa costume

They convince Babe to join in one year

The first year Webster and Liebgott throw a Christmas party they do sexy Santa and sexy Mrs Claus

Liebgott was Santa obviously

He loved asking Web how naughty he’d been all year

Their party guests hated it

On Christmas Eve Lieb and Web watch White Christmas

Following David’s demands

Every so often Lieb makes a comment about Bing Crosby

Mainly criticizing his singing

Web thinks Big Crosby’s voice is sexy

So Lieb does an impersonation of Bing that makes Webster laugh so hard he almost falls off the couch

Any time I listen to Lana Del Rey I imagine David Webster smoking a cigarette in the passenger seat of Liebgotts convertible driving down the streets of California