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⟡ ──⠀ cooking headcanons.
⟡ ⠀ honkai: star rail.
⟡ ⠀ summary. :: how good are the cooking skills of the members of the astral express members? ⟡ ⠀ character(s). :: Dan Heng, March 7th, Himeko, Welt Yang ⟡ ⠀ warnings. :: sfw, comedy, general headcanons ⟡ ⠀ word count. :: —
⟡ ⠀ Himeko - about cooking. ::
I wouldn't centrainly say I'm good at cooking, but I can always brew you some coffee if you want to.
• she can do the most basic things, like boiling eggs or pasta to your liking, but nothing more.
• she should improve her coffee first.
• but she wouldn't burn down the kitchen (like some other people March 7th)
• her food is tasting plain, not a single drop of any seasoning can be found in her food and it’s dry it’s like a sponge.
• depending on the food, it can happen to be burned at the bottom and edges, but it can be eaten.
• it's neither suspicious nor special.
• overall she gets a 3.5/10.
⟡ ⠀ Welt Yang - about cooking. ::
most of the time, I'm the one cooking for the express. exept for Dan Heng... let's not talk about it...
• best cook of the express.
• he can cook almost everything, if he has the recepie and a step by step instruction.
• it still happens sometimes that he burns something. but he can make something out of it.
• overall, a solid 9/10.
⟡ ⠀ Dan Heng - about cooking. ::
I'm not the best cook, but I can prepare you something if something should cross our path.
• decent cook.
• knows what he can cook and stays with that.
• he often hesitates when it comes to new dishes.
• he still nails it.
• his dishes taste as they should and are not obersalted.
• overall a 7/10.
⟡ ⠀ March 7th - about cooking. ::
cooking is fun! but the others say I should better not enter the kitchen. I don't know exactly what I'm doing wrong...
• she can't cook at all.
• and she shouldn't be allowed to enter the kitchen.
• she would burn down the kitchen and then the whole express.
• her food is unbeatable. stay away from it.
• at least she tries. at least she wants to try.
• 1/10 for that.
──⠀ lovs monologue
repost time! I also edited some parts bc the formulation was a little dumb.
© lovingluxury | @/cafekitsune’s dividers
⟡ ──⠀ cooking headcanons.
⟡ ⠀ honkai: star rail.
⟡ ⠀ summary. :: how good are the cooking skills of the members of the astral express members? ⟡ ⠀ character(s). :: Dan Heng, March 7th, Himeko, Welt Yang ⟡ ⠀ warnings. :: sfw, comedy, general headcanons ⟡ ⠀ word count. :: —
⟡ ⠀ Himeko - about cooking. ::
I wouldn't centrainly say I'm good at cooking, but I can always brew you some coffee if you want to.
• she can do the most basic things, like boiling eggs or pasta to your liking, but nothing more.
• she should improve her coffee first.
• but she wouldn't burn down the kitchen (like some other people March 7th)
• her food is tasting plain, not a single drop of any seasoning can be found in her food and it’s dry it’s like a sponge.
• depending on the food, it can happen to be burned at the bottom and edges, but it can be eaten.
• it's neither suspicious nor special.
• overall she gets a 3.5/10.
⟡ ⠀ Welt Yang - about cooking. ::
most of the time, I'm the one cooking for the express. exept for Dan Heng... let's not talk about it...
• best cook of the express.
• he can cook almost everything, if he has the recepie and a step by step instruction.
• it still happens sometimes that he burns something. but he can make something out of it.
• overall, a solid 9/10.
⟡ ⠀ Dan Heng - about cooking. ::
I'm not the best cook, but I can prepare you something if something should cross our path.
• decent cook.
• knows what he can cook and stays with that.
• he often hesitates when it comes to new dishes.
• he still nails it.
• his dishes taste as they should and are not obersalted.
• overall a 7/10.
⟡ ⠀ March 7th - about cooking. ::
cooking is fun! but the others say I should better not enter the kitchen. I don't know exactly what I'm doing wrong...
• she can't cook at all.
• and she shouldn't be allowed to enter the kitchen.
• she would burn down the kitchen and then the whole express.
• her food is unbeatable. stay away from it.
• at least she tries. at least she wants to try.
• 1/10 for that.
──⠀ lovs monologue
repost time! I also edited some parts bc the formulation was a little dumb.
© lovingluxury | @/cafekitsune’s dividers
Tesla?
WELT YOU OLD FUCKER GET YER ASS HOME
(I still don't have the senior citizen)