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Eclipse: Aight, I'm head out.

Puppet: Nope.

Puppeter: ThINk AgAiN!

Eclipse just wants to leave, and the entire multiverse is just forcing him to have a redemption arc. Welp, at least he's staying to help. So good on you Eclipse, wish you could stay in better circumstances, but here you are... also PUPPETER IS HERE! Taurus is probably gonna be here tomorrow, and we don't need to give him a reason to destroy the world. Everyone be on the lookout for anyone acting strange it could be Puppeter also Francis bless you for being here.

Oh boy! Dark Sun's made his presence known to them. Also, a real quick shout out to the thumbnail artist Dark Sun looks dapper and evil all at the same time, and Lunar just looks so angry and done with everything. Dark Sun did give them some good advice on stopping Goliath, if you can't kill him, keep him but right now I don't trust a single thing coming out of Dark Sun's mouth and you'll see why in a minute but on a more wholesome note I love the idea of just Sun, Lunar, and Earth full-grown animatronic adults playing Bluey. I love that too much.

DANG. IT. RUIN. I don't think there is ANYONE this man hasn't betrayed! Now Dark Sun has Nexus and Ruin and probably wants Goliath, too. But this whole episode makes me question Dark Sun's whole motivation. He said he killed his Moon. Lie. He said his dimension was gone. Another lie. He killed EVERYONE in his dimension and kept his Moon alive in a barely functioning state. I always thought of Dark Sun more of a Lex Luthor or Baron Zemo character, but this makes me think he's some horrifying combination of Lex and Joker! That's not good for us! Or the universe! Ruin, you better betray Dark Sun too, or I swear to gosh!

So, Recap

Ruin turned evil... again.

Dark Sun has Ruin

Taurus is coming

And Puppeter is here.

LOVELY!

Welp at least tomorrow they'll probably some happy episodes... what is tomorrow anyway?

Let me check...

OH GOSH!

11/10 👏 👏 👏 😬🫣

How did I spend my Fourth of July, you may ask?

Well I went over to my cousins and while our parents were talking about politics, my cousin was reading out loud to me a Biden x Trump fic. It was definitely something, I have a love, hate relationship with our generation and the internet. What compels people to write this shit?

Istg if tumblr takes this as a sign that i want to see shit like that, I’m deleting the app

This was originally posted on 16th May this year. It's 19th July today, over 2 months later... & weather conditions in India have become worse. Today, the maximum temperature is 33°C & minimum is 28°C. (according to Google) The heatwaves are getting worse everyday. Monsoon spans from June-September in India. But guess what❓ .... rainfall has been extremely scanty for the past few weeks. It's horrible here.

Recently, it was 143.6°F in India. 143.6°

Bill Cipher becoming a Jester that one time means he can finally join the clown crew

Zim has the universe in his tiny hands what will he do?

I just love how his VA delivered these lines!

Great googley moogley it’s all going to shit! Every day becomes exponentially more terrifying!

And all perfectly timed to just right at the start of what’s supposed to be my adult life where I get my shit together and be useful and productive!

my friend: how does the US gov function?

me: it functions?????

So, guess who recently discovered that Greta Gerwig (She was the director for Barbie) is in charge of the Narnia adaptation.

Yeah no we're all doomed so much for having any hope.

@narnia fans watch out...

(note, this is not against Greta Gerwig and her capabilities as a director, no, it's just looking at her work and realizing that Narnia is not her style at all)

there are literally so many reasons why we don't need a third Narnia adaptation

first of all, while they might not be the most accurate, the Disney movies are actually so good and, in my opinion, still manage to capture the heart and soul of the series and what it's truly about. The characters are each perfectly portrayed; the Pevensies act like actual siblings and yet love each other dearly and would die for each other even through all the petty arguments; the music creates perfect atmosphere and emotion and never fails to make me tear up or get shivers down my spine; and the CGI is honestly just absolutely stunning.

I really do not feel like we need another adaptation by Netflix.

Especially not through Netflix.

Netflix has already been known to mess up so many shows and movies by completely changing the source material or adding in unnecessary things that completely take away from the purpose of the story. I can already see them warping Narnia into something that barely even resembles the books, that strips it of its purpose and simply makes it about a fantasy world, nothing more. I've already seen posts saying that the new movies just can't end the way the books end, that heaven must be explained away, that Susan never forgets and falls down a dark path, that the faith aspect must be taken out so as not to offend new viewers.

Here's the thing.

If you take faith out of Narnia, you remove the very heart of the series. you remove the entire purpose. Because Narnia is entirely about faith, and trust, and Someone greater than yourself who sacrifices everything to save your own traitorous soul. the Disney movies did not shy away from portraying this faith as openly as possible. if anyone was offended, I've never seen proof. I have seen many nonbelievers talk about how much they were affected by Aslan's death, which goes to show that you simply don't have to be Christian to understand what Narnia is about, and to love and enjoy it.

So if these new remakes remove the faith aspect, then what is the point? four siblings go to a magical land and save it from a witch and befriend a talking lion with nothing special about him and live there as kings and queens and return home and live happily ever after? there is no sacrifice, there is no "he's not tame, but he is good," there is no creation, there is no redemption, there is no last battle, there is no "in your world, I have another name", there is no sister straying down a dark path because she has forgotten how to hope, and then returning because her story is unfinished and the road to heaven is paved with flowers that symbolize her name.

so then, what are you left with? Aslan is just a talking lion, nothing more. the stone table never cracks, the sun never rises. "That by knowing me here for a little, you may know me better there" is forgotten entirely, because why would Aslan exist in our world if he is merely a talking lion in Narnia? Aslan's country is changed to be something else, and there is nothing about how Aslan suddenly no longer looks like a lion, and how the things that happened after are more great and beautiful than can be described. Edmund's life is never threatened because of his traitorous deeds; Aslan never offers his own life in place of a guilty boy, is never killed, is never resurrected.

the very core of Narnia is removed, and what you are left with is emptiness.

sure, it might make for a good fantasy story nonetheless. you might still have sweeping views and epic music and an intriguing plotline, but something will always feel like it is missing. like there is an empty hole, desperately needing to be filled.

of course, I don't know that all of that will happen; it's just speculation at this point. But I am fairly sure that it is safe to predict these upcoming movies as such. I highly doubt the producers will want to include the faith that shapes Narnia, because according to them, having a faith aspect means less viewers since too many people would be offended.

but if only they would look at the already wonderful existing adaptations, they would know that is simply not the case.

So we're all just going to make Subnatica a real thing huh?

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

i can’t believe i didn’t notice the pattern sooner

we are doomed

time is a circle

Oh god.. sun and moon.. the mouths that canonically don’t move.. the fanon tongues and *ahem*… the constant smiles…

It’s sans all over again