What The Dog Doin - Tumblr Posts
thought it was sniffles birthday today. turns out it was yesterday. my apologies sniffles nation
“Yaaawn!” (ft.Mystery)
What the Dog Doin’?
Mystery (The Dog)
Class: Predator Category: Assumed to be Nester or Hermit.
A 13th Reality Critter who usually takes form of a medium big dog form, true form unknown. They always look like a regular white german shepherd with a black nose and eyes and pink ears. (NOT A DOG) Their fur is of a high quality it is often mistaken as a lost expensive breed dog that would've belonged to a rich owner if it wasn't the fact has no tag or name or microchip. (NOT A DOG) was first called 'Mystery' by the humans who would try to take care of it whenever mistaking it for your ordinary canine companion. (ITS NOT A DOG)
Mystery has a record of being taken MULTIPLE TIMES into animal shelters across states of United States, with the stories ending up only the same, Shelters closing because of whatever was left of all animals staining the walls and crates thrashed about, and The Dog being gone. Has Also been Spotted in streets of Germany and Portugal and Canada.
Advice: If you hear the whereabouts of an Area with sudden increase of disappearances of pet or street animals disappearing, never approach the white canine, as it is NOT A DOG.