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Literally have not made my own post on here in like a year or two. And the first one is just me coming back to my mass effect obsession all over again oml.

I played through the original me1 and then legendary me1. And let me tell you, it is such a good improvement. Sure, am I pissed about Pinacle station still? Slightly. But mods fix that. Is it got a lot of bugs that were from the original? Yes but mods.

What I'm getting at is, got a computer and it is a big help. My characters look GOOD. Theodore Kittrus Shepard is looking better then ever and no I will not take criticism on my name.

You can’t convince me that there isn’t something so special about himbo’s.

You also can’t convince me the opposite isn’t hot too...

I snatched a headcanon from @shitposting-puppet on the LU Discord server and went absolutely bonkers. It made more sense in my brain but then again it's like four am and I haven't written in a while. Hope you enjoy the little thing that grabbed me by the throat and shook me until I put exhausted fingers to work. I behold- The headcanon of Four having an oral fixation on putting metal in his mouth to chew on.

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They noticed immediately that Four was a little different. Then again, they all were different. Whether it be gender, tics, mannerisms, you name it. Everyone was a bit different. Some more than most. Four was a little more noticeable than the others.

Four specifically had a habit with chewing metal, and anything at all metal that they could get their hands on.

Legend had gone off on them one time because she found dents in one of her rings after Four had got a hold of them. Four had also freaked Sky out when they were caught chewing on a small dagger. (It wasn't sharp, Four had tried to explain, but no one listened.)

Warriors had given Four an old key, after a while of this, and had tied it to a chord. "Just chew on this, instead of taking a dagger or a ring to your mouth? We've all got the little stims, the little actions that comfort. If you need to chew on metal, we want it to be safe, yeah?" Four had agreed, perfectly content with their new key. Before the night was over they'd already started working dents into the surface of it. It stayed around their neck always, when it wasn't in their mouth.

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By the time they'd reached Four's Hyrule again, the key had been worn to bits. Harsh dents, and slightly sharp sides were not at all pleasing to be chewing on anymore. Four had been using the key less and less, and had gone back to stealing Legend's rings- he really had too many- and some of the metal spoons.

No matter how good it was to be home, Four wanted to get into the workshop. They could make themselves something better than a key! Something less dangerous and more appealing. After socializing with their grandpa for a good while, Four went off to the workshop, donning an apron when they got inside and pulling out the Four Sword.

They always got stuff done faster when there were four.

As always, Vio tried grabbing the nearest metal object- a drill bit- and before it could get to their mouth Red had put a firm metal sheet the size of their palm in Vio's hands. The sheet was already covered in teeth marks.

Green got to work as soon as he figured out what to do. He donned glasses- he was the only one who needed reading glasses- and started going through metal sheets.

Blue started going through molds right next to Green, while Red started firing up the furnace. Seemed like lots of work for such a small object.

The mold was eventually settled on, as was the metal. They all got to work on it, Vio doing a few engravings and Red braiding the chord it would rest on.

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When it was done, and Four was merged again, they were quite impressed with themself.

It was a small, circular thing. A few texture bumps across the surface, and it was the size of Four's palm. It would keep them occupied for a while.

Four left the smithy satisfied, with his creation firmly between his teeth.

Forget I don't mention it alot here, but I have an interactive comic you can read on Instagram (@ghostbuttersau)!

That has all the context you could need! :D (and sorry for the confusion!)

The rest of my drawings from the april fools update! I know I coulda put them in one post, but I'm not very proud of these ones so 1) dont want them associated with the other and 2) I dunno, I didn't think this through actually-

NOW ENTERING:

SWORD COUNTRY

According to Motto Generator, my motto is: 

                                             Ex Victoria Virtus                                              (In Victory Virtue)

What’s yours?

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