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SKELETOM WOR NYEHEHEHEHEHEH

I JOIN THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE SKELETONS

NYEEEHEHEHEHEHE

LINK TO SKELETON WAR GUIDELINES

LINK TO WIZARD SIGN UP (INFERIOR)

LINK TO A COOL DOG

HOW TO PARTICIPATE

1: IF YOU WANT WIZARDS TO ATTACK YOU, COMMENT ON THIS POST ABOUT HOW THEY'RE WEENIES

2: GO OVER TO THE WIZARD SIGN UP POST, INVADE THE INBOXES OF ANYONE WHO FOOLISHLY COMMENTS, AND SPOOK THEM WITH A "DOOT DOOT"

3: POST ABOUT THE SKELETON WAR AND USE TAGS #skeleton war #skeleton war 2022 AND ALSO #wizardposting #wizard council IF YOU WANT TO CAUSE CHAOS

4: (OPTIONAL) BLAZE ONE OF YOUR SKELETON WAR POSTS TO ATTRACT MORE RECRUITS. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU LINK TO THE GUIDELINES IN YOUR BLAZED POSTS

I am not tearing down 32 floors just because they think its ruining "the scenery." Who do they think they are, the HOA? Also, my tower is magnificient. It is the scenery.

THE WIZARD COUNCIL ARE UNREASONABLE. SINCE WHEN WAS THERE A LIMIT ON TOWER HEIGHT

Here to join the wizard union. Just moved into my new tower so it's a bit empty rn

hi is there like a union of small wizard blogs? how do i find other small wizard blogs? if you run one please shoot me a message! i'd love to follow you

just got back from presenting at the wizards conference and nobody clapped or had any questions after my demonstration of Mass Silence :(

[guy who just failed to summon a succubus talking to wizard IT]: yeah whenever I try a new summon my circle just laughs at me. what? the circle's summoning history is empty? haha that's weird. any runes emblazoned on the floor... yeah I see them, let me check what they-- oh it's Latin for "no bitches"

I love a good moat but they're mostly decorative since levitate person entered the public domain

sigh

I bought mine on sale for 4.99 a few years back but now they're locking spells on the banlist behind a subscription :/

All magic comes with a price, usually around 5.99 but premium packages are available

I've finally granted myself my Wizard Profile Drawing. I'm gonna cast spells on you now.

I JOIN THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE WIZARDS

NYOHOHOHOHOHO~✨

LINK TO SKELETON WAR GUIDELINES

LINK TO SKELETON SIGN UP (HARRUMPH)

LINK TO OUR SPELL BOOK

LINK TO A COOL DOG

HOW TO PARTICIPATE

1: IF YOU WANT SKELETONS TO ATTACK YOU, COMMENT ON THIS POST ABOUT HOW BLAND AND DULL THEIR ARMOR LOOKS

2: GO OVER TO THE SKELETON SIGN UP POST, INVADE THE INBOXES OF ANYONE WHO MINDLESSLY COMMENTS, AND CAST A SPELL ON THEM (YOU SHOULD USE SPELL SUMMON BEAR)

3: POST ABOUT THE SKELETON WAR AND USE TAGS #skeleton war #skeleton war 2022 AND ALSO #wizardposting #wizard council

4: (OPTIONAL) BLAZE ONE OF YOUR SKELETON WAR POSTS TO ATTRACT MORE RECRUITS. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU LINK TO THE GUIDELINES IN YOUR BLAZED POSTS

As chair of the wizard- [PARRIES A SPELL] As chair of the wizard counc- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council, I- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council I think staffs should be illegal during these meetings.

DOOT DOOT!

A-HA!

A skeleton approaches - my mortal enemy! HI-YA!

*casts Summon Wolf*

Behold! A shaggy doggo to munch on your bones! SIC 'EM, BOY!

I bring a sort of roguish charm to the council that the wizards find "highly unbecoming of a scholar" but I know they just want to make out with me so bad it makes them look stupid.

@evilwizard

I have to know which of these are going to be banned by the Wizard Council

ok you know what im just going to put the rest of these misspelled spells all in one post

Antlife Shell

Arcanine’s Magic Aura

Aura of Virginity

Bigboy’s Hand

Commune with Nando’s

Comprehend Latrine

Create or Destroy Wafer

Clown of Madness

Dispel Evil and Google

Feeblemime

Ginger of Death

Fizban’s Paywall Shield

Flock of Fangirls

Galder’s Speedy Corn

Urgent News.

One of the largest threats to queer safety, especially queer youth on the internet, is the KOSA bill. It is effectively a censorship bill that will make access to the internet for queers, nigh impossible and constantly monitored.

Now of course the council's concerns may lie within the queer, but the bill will also affect pro-Palestinian messages, activism, truthful information, etc. It will make it difficult to look for sexual health information, information on Palestine, Sudan, the Congo, climate change, queer history, queer info in general.

It is a bill that the USA is going to use to effectively stop all the criticism against them, all the information on the genocides committed in the name of capital, and block out safe spaces for queers in and out of the closet.

And it is being discussed whether to have it added to the FAA. What does that mean? The FAA was the same way the Tiktok ban was passed so easily, a way for the US to pass bills without much resistance. So you might be thinking:

What is to be done?

Well for one, if you are a member of the council reading this, you are obligated to reblog this and spread the message far and wide. And we mean it. Whether through posters, posts, shouting, protests, whatever you can do, you must do. Even if you aren't a council member, morally you should still do it.

As evidently the internet is in jeopardy.

Other than that, sign these petitions, spread these links and urge others to do so. Call your representatives, email them, mail them, fax them. And again, urge others to do the same.

You don't need to be American to spread this or sign these. And you should care still even if you aren't American, as this will be a global effect if KOSA passes.

stopkosa.com

Woodhull Freedom Foundation | Stop KOSA

change.org | Stop KOSA petition

EFF | KOSA Bill

EFF | Look for your representative sand contact them

We must do anything and everything to keep the internet safe. For all.

So do not fall into despair that we will fail, and do not become complacent thinking we will win. Become active and make sure we win.

For in the dark we endure, and in the light we fight for who you call impure.

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