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ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS EVER
call me old-fashioned but i think that the count of monte cristo is one of the best books written
if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog !
Technically you have to do it again as well ajbshehs 🤣
Okayy haha
1. I have three tattoos (but want to get moreee).
2. I studied abroad in Australia.
3. I just finished watching the new Percy Jackson series!
The Biology of Humans
Gnax, a Tsin, was leaning on a chair, painting his claws 'Pinking of You'. He paused thoughtfully.
"Is it not the day the Interspecies EMTs learn about human reproduction?" he asked of Dave the Human.
Dave, reading, held up a hand, one finger up the rest curled. Then he pointed to the auditorium.
On cue, there were multple horrified screams.
"Ah yes," said Gnax, "That sounds like..." he paused to listen, "... Section 17. Uterine linings."
Dave nodded. "Gets 'em every time."
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Because I read This about how periods and pregnancy is so very space Orc.
tag yourself: children’s series that aren’t Harry Potter edition
y'all know what. genshin's new archon quest is very fun with ace attorney ost
So Much Fanfiction
You have so, so much fanfiction, either because you're so shippable, or because you're hot. Maybe both. Probably both. You definitely flirt with everyone, either way. Tumblr and Twitter love you and showers you with queer headcanons. Reddit keeps a safe distance
NEW CHALLENGE
1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character. 3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!
Bastard (Good)
You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?
Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister!
so after putting it off for a while, I finally finished Red, White & Royal Blue and omfg I love it so much. Every single character in that book, except the Queen and Philip (sorta) are my children.
TRIPLE LAYER BROWNIES :333
A copycat recipe of my friends secret crac- I mean brownies that are so good that he will never tell us the actual homemade recipe :’)
reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you
Forbidden (Roger x F!Reader)
Summary: Asking your mother if you could meet your biological father didn’t seem like such a bad idea at first…until he turned out to be Brian May. Rock legend, activist, astrophysicist…best friend and bandmate of your celebrity crush.
Words: 10k
Warnings: SMUT! drinking, bit taboo stuff, age gap (23 years), degradation, humiliation, daddy kink, semi-public sex, thigh riding, oral (m and f), throat fucking, rough sex, unprotected sex, slight exhibition
A/N: Freddie lives in this au bc im too sad to write an au where he doesnt. also even im a lil embarrassed to have written this so please validate me sdjflksdjfl
Keep reading
it’s time 2 quit being sedentary. If you are physically able, go outside. Not in a “go outside you strange internet hermit way” but just a “go walk down the street and be present in your own neighborhood” type way. Just noticing the seasons changing and paying attention to people and houses and street signs and critters is very very good for mental health and shakes off that dissociation, depersonalization feeling.
Books I want to read for ridiculous/lame reasons
1.only a monster by Vanessa len
I have no idea what this is about, but I heard it's a love triangle? One of the love interests is named aaron and is blonde, too? So yeah, I'm sold..
2. The Jasad heir by Sarah Hashem
I also have no idea what this is about, but palinlineart (on insta) said it was good so i trust her taste
3. Renegades by Marissa Meyer
So I heard it's about a bunch of super heros? And someone said If you like miraculous ladybug you'll like it too ? Mhm I'm sold
4. A tempest of tea by Hafseh Faizal
Tea and vampires were mentioned.. so yeah I want to read it
5. The Library 0f shadows by Rachel Moore
Library, ghosts, the cover give me spooky autumn vibes that's all i know
Woahhh ✨✨
Bakugou in progress
Waiter, waiter! Late Night With The Devil is in my soup!
(Split/Close up beneath cut)
@big-mamas-grand-4 and I did a little art challenge!!
We drew a song as a character (go check out theirs!!!!!!)
that fuckign poll where they say sex in a hotel room is public sex irks me so
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v1 from Ultrakill requested by a friend :}
I loved this book!! Maud is the absolute best! In this book is a collection of stories revolving around Maud, a single elderly woman, and the fact that she could and would murder you. 😂 It only takes about 2 hours to read. It is translated from Swedish, so there are some words in the book that I used a dictionary to define. Overall, I loved this book and will be asking for the sequel for Christmas. Solid 10/10.
What do you think of the extra extra ordinary fic? There’s a sequel I think
I thought it was great!!! I’m a sucker for five centric fics and I’ve never seen that sort of take (au I guess) on him. I loved it, and I looooooove fives powers. I could go on and on and on and on (you get it) about his powers and I love the imagery of his powers in extra extra ordinary (cool title as well). Also five being an inventor is awesome. Think it’s cool. Yeah I need to read the sequel I keep on getting sidetracked but I’m really interested to see how it goes!!! can’t wait for more and I hope that the writer keeps on sharing ideas!!!