Wu Being An Uncle - Tumblr Posts
Lloyd, nauseous as fuck but refuses to admit that he feels ill:
Wu who knows how Garmadon look when he is sick and Lloyd is little copy of him: what did you take?
Lloyd, forcing his stomach to not spew everywhere, trying and failing to act casual: what? nothing. i didn't take anything.
Wu activating his mom voice/master voice: Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon.
Lloyd: i did what i had to. (reaches into his pocket and pulls out $40) and i won the bet.
Wu: what did you do?
Lloyd: i drank a 3 liters of bleach
Wu, closes his eyes and takes a deep breath trying to process how Lloyd is simultaneously better and worse than Garmadon ever was: why...did you drink a 3 liters of bleach?
Lloyd: I wanted some candy but I don't have money and mom don't want to buy me some
Lloyd: Uncle Wu?
Wu: Yes Lloyd?
Lloyd: Hypothetically-
Wu: How hurt are you?