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swordtember day 23: banished

my back hurts. :(

i literally just started what the flip

alright chat its 8:58 PM im locking in and getting my homework done

not stopping till i finish......,..,., 🔥🔥🔥

OHH LORD I THINK I RUINED MY BACK OHHHHHHHHHH MY POSTURE OBHBHHHHDBDBDBD D SDJDDJNDND IT’S SORE SJDBDBDBDBDVXHGXGBSNS

NOW MY ELBOW FEELS WEIRD OBVBBHDHHHDHDHHDBBDBR NOOOOOKKKKKDHDHHSSUXGDVDBDX

behind the scenes of the making of lynn denlon’s corpse on the set of “saw iii” (2006)

took the "what's your red flag" quiz and got emotionally unavailable, bitch I KNOW

on my knees for a fictional man. it is agonizing

i go to sleep and rotate him in my brain for hours on end

love is tragic. what do you mean i cant bite and eat him? what do you mean he isnt real? liar. i can squeeze him into dust in my hands. just in my mind

I got some shots today and now my arm is ouch owie ouch ouch owwww ouchie

just fell off a swing face first and might have broken my left hand wgat characters can I kin now ???(($

sometimes my face just fucking hurts whats up with that

I am going to replace your large intestine with a comically oversized gummy worm

mmmm gumy

ibuprofen is the best midnight snack, nobody can convince me otherwise

gettin tortuerd in the claires

i know this is themed after the taylor swift but there is something so deeply funny about getting a cutesy wootsy beaded bracelet at claires that says "tortured". who else is being tortured in this claires⁉️ if you're being tortured in claires make some noise ‼️💯

thinking about how doomed chip and arlins reunion is. like. even not including all of the corruption and stuff implied to be happening with the hole in the sea. chip was around 9. a 9 year old who thought the world of arlin, and how can you live up to the expectations of a child who thinks the world of you, one who has had a decade to build you up in their mind.

and on the other side. arlin remembering a small boy who was a bit mischievous at worst, now stood in front of him ten years older, with countless scars, not even breathing. completely unrecognisable.

all im saying is that no party involved is ready for what might happen and thats scary as hell

Hello gay people in my phone, since you liked yesterday’s dysgraphic Davey post here’s another more detailed one!

Davey’s like really struggling in school because he’s reading at a college level, but his writing never really progressed past grade school. He’s venting about this to his friends (including Katherine) and she offers the use of her typewriter - it can’t hurt to try? He’s initially very resistant because what if I can’t do it then? What does that mean? Does that mean that everyone was right and I really am stupid? But he tries, and it’s a learning curve but he can get what’s in his head on paper for the first time in his life. So he and Katherine spend like every day where they’re not both busy together working on a story. It’s not perfect, a little rough around the edges, but it’s his and it’s proof that there is something worth sharing in his head after all. He decides to show it to his teachers, and they don’t believe that he wrote it. Say he’s not capable of producing something like that, that he must have stolen it off of someone else, that he’s lying. Totally crushing his hopes of being seen as competent and worthy.

Jennifer Huang, from Return Flight; “On days I stay with my father”

[Text ID: “I can never remember your face / because I was often looking / at the ground when you yelled / so bright.”]

Me when I laugh me when I cry OUT OF CONTEXT DOODLES FOR CHAPTER 6 OF @thatonefreemanversefic

Martinis fine btw he just had a bad salad and now his tummy hurts :)

Believe me when I say that this chappy was smooth sailing :))))

(VERSION WITH SPOILERS/NOTES UNDER CUT)

JUST KIDDING THE ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES LIFE IS OVER HAPPINESS IS OVER I LOVE IT ALL SO MUCH

Frank! fantasy flavor!

rambles:

i really wanted to blend that monk-class inspiration w/ Frank's personal vibe... i like to think that i Succeeded!

i turned his tie into a sort of brooch since, yk. bowties aren't all that Fantastical. they miss the style. also i think they'd be more comfortable with something smaller since he's very active and needs a wide range of maneuverability

i bet Eddie or someone wheedled them into adding the leather shoulder pauldrons - leather to keep it a bit more flexy, and also. it just looks Cool!

figuring out what would replace his vest was tough. i didn't want them to be entirely unprotected, but i couldn't give him straight armor. though i will admit! a sort of tight-fitting crop top was Considered! but i landed on a gambeson vest as the best fit - comfortable, flexible, a Vest, while providing some level of protection! also, gambesons are quilted, which fits Frank's diamond-checkered vest!

ive already mentioned that one of my favorite outfit things is Flowy Pants Tucked Into Boots, so... that choice wasn't very character driven. except the boots are a tall ankle wrap - for that extra stability and strength! their shoes are pretty flexible and are only a few steps away from being slippers.

and the half-skirt - open skirt? - thing (still don't know what its called) is purely some self indulgence. i think Frank looks great in skirts!! also imagining him Throwing Down w/ the added flair of the skirt... damn. it'd probably help confuse enemies too - what're they gonna do next? who knows! the skirt is in the way and adding extra Movement!

i like to think that his knife is either in a sheath attached to the back of the belt, or they have it on their thigh (under the skirt) like Wally's bag. he probably never uses it... punching is the way to go for Frank methinks. it's probably reserved for cutting ropes and fruit

speaking of punching.... wrist wraps! inspired by boxing gauze! pads his knuckles, keeps his wrist compressed, its the best choice for physical combat. though the wrapped knuckles probably always have blood showing through anyway... or no yeah it's mostly other people's blood...

as for scars - Frank probably has quite the collection! i imagine that they've been picking fights since a young age, and in such a dangerous world he probably got hit a Lot until they learned how to hit back. and hit back Well. still, i wanted to give him a cool face scar with a very lame backstory - a book with a crisp, sharp spine corner fell off a high shelf and bonked them in the face at juuuust the right angle <3 he probably stays very fucking quiet about it which makes everyone think there's some intense traumatic backstory behind it. there isn't. Frank's just embarrassed.

closing note: i imagine that Frank has zero magic. literally none. cannot wield it for shit cannot utilize it. he's just like Howdy fr

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