You,, Attack My Heart(?)

You,, attack my heart(?) 🍎🍏

Mobei Jun just said that the way to express romantic feelings is to beat them 3 times a day and then Sha Hualing says this:

"My lord, Mobei-Jun brings him everywhere every day without the least bit of discretion—and even brings him to the assembly hall! What is the meaning of this?"

SVSSS Vol 4 p 211

And he still doesn't get that he's being treated specially? Like he doesn't have anything to do. He could be idling his time away writing and Mobei would be happy

They are basically unofficially married at this point! And Shang Qinghua

Does!

Not!

Get!

It!

And like even Luo Binghe is like "they are married what's you're problem?" In his response:

Luo Binghe was also unconcerned. "You see him every day; are you not used to it yet?"

And then after he gives a 20 minute speech of acting pathetic and clingy and obedient is how you tell a guy that you're hot for him Mobei basically says "so you're saying you like me then" as he presses himself into Mobei's side

WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID AIRPLANE

YOU CREATED THE DEMONIC MODE OF COURTING YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

GOD I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO SPIN YOU IN A SALAD SPINNER

Wei Wuxian: What's up sluts. I'm back from jail.

Jiang Cheng: [concerned] Sluts?

Lan Wangji: [more concerned] Jail?!

[gif] little san lang is so cute!

Happy Pride Month! I know things are rough out there, but we have each other, and we have each other’s backs.

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