IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, FOLKS!

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, FOLKS!

Into the Unknown covered by Nicholas Yee

DOOT DOOT!

A-HA!

A skeleton approaches - my mortal enemy! HI-YA!

*casts Summon Wolf*

Behold! A shaggy doggo to munch on your bones! SIC 'EM, BOY!

Reblog with the lies your parents told you growing up. I'll go first, my Mom told me that eating the crusts of my sandwich would make my hair curly.

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

"All right. We're working on a little teleportation experiment. Now, this doesn't work with all skin types so try to remember which skin is yours, and if it doesn't teleport along with you we'll do what we can to sew you right back into it."

The Test Subject regretting every decision that led to this exact moment:

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

I am 110% going to steal this line for when it's my brother's birthday.

. . . Oh and happy birthday, Dolores.

Feliz Cumpleaños to the best girl!! 💕✨✨

Super busy but I had to do a birthday post for her because she’s my baby 🥲