bluebeardskey - Order's (ex) Yogurt alter-ego
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HOK! Sheo Introduces Jyggalag And Lets You ( The Dragonborn) Know What He Hates So You Can Be His Champion

HOK! Sheo introduces Jyggalag and lets you ( the dragonborn) know what he hates so you can be his Champion  and spread more Jyggalag hate.

Of course, he is telling the truth here. Do we hate Jyggles because he is Boring with a capital ‘‘K’‘ or is it because he has such bad tastes?

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Among other things, Jyggy poo hates your face, tumblr and Serana.

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4 years ago

Neloth is Wizard Nemo

Neloth’s name means something like ‘‘No-one?’’ / (Nemo?)

Ne(n)= No,     -loth = person     (in Elven/Merethic languages, Dunmeris)

So, this

1.is based on ancient metaphysical meaning (looks like Morowind lore, idk...)

  1.5   Face-less men (GOT) vibes here.  Dun dun dun...

2. Some literary origins like Odysseus/Ulysses story pseudonym.

Imagine  (young?) Neloth fighting and tricking giant monsters in a cave and then blinding them and then they ask him who he is and he says ‘‘No-one’’.  Maybe that’s how he avoids consequences.

3. His parents thought he would grow up to be a nobody, which gave him more motives to make a name for himself.

4. ‘‘Nemo’’ kind of means ‘‘No-one’’  D:    (Le GASP)

Captain Wizard Nemo (the Clown fish Mer) everybody!

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Sources for Merethic and other Elder Scrolls Languages:

Imperial Library, Hrafnir’s languages.


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4 years ago

James Sullivan...Is it weird (what am I saying, of course it’s weird) that it reminds me of Sully from monsters inc? You know... the fluffy spotted monster thing?

Idk the plot but I looked it up on the wiki  and it said that he had plans for ‘‘building a space colony’’ and ‘‘destroying the Earth’’ or something.

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Maybe he had an old bestie named Michael Wazowski and one day he gave him an idea like ‘‘Using mainly spoons... we’re gonna build a utopia in space and destroy the Earth’’ and then they end up making a musical about using magic portal doors that is so successful that it finances the UTS.  

 ALIENZ, the musical X-travaganzah!

And Sully (yes, we’re calling the Space Sweepers villain Sully now) being like from our timeline with the musical being something about that time he and his best friend work for a futuristic architecture company  and tried to make portals into rooms for saving up space.

Then, something goes wrong and the portal lead into space or the future or alternate dimensions and a little alien came through and they had to save it from being taken to area 51 or something, like the company is built around there.

And they are being contacted from the alien grand council lady from Lilo and Stitch while trying not to be found by the guys at area 51 who have brain-washed the public that aliens are evil and toxic. At some point Mike is all like ‘Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me’’ and the musical became the new CATS after its 2019 suicide and made the money that bought Disney that later financed UTS (after he uses the alien portals to move a few years into the future). Also Mike is not with him so that could play into whatever villain tragic past Sully has. Lol

 P.S

Sorry guys named James Sullivan, I don’t personally know anyone with that name. I also don’t know any John Smiths (imagine that). That name reminds me of that guy in Pocahontas. But I know at least 3 guys named Thanos. Smh

Also I’m insisting that we call the bad guy from the Space Sweepers Sally from now on.

Here you go, Disney! Make a movie with a background like an Alien-Space-live-action remake of Monsters inc that makes a musical that ends up buying you, since you’re so keen of making jokes about your own tropes/ company in the last decades’ movies.

James SullivanSpace Sweepers (2021)
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James Sullivan Space Sweepers (2021)


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4 years ago

Unchain Utopia

Song for the Mage Rebellion and Worldstate of DA:I

I think Most ‘Epica: Quantum Enigma’ songs would fit around DA themes.

We're in a time where all enterprises fall We should beware of the wolves that haunt us They are not all the same, cannot take the blame Await the time to unchain utopia

What is a reason to wreck hopes and all our dreams? You're leaving endless riddles for the masses Does it make sense to mend the cracks that you hide behind our backs? It's afflicted by a virus of the brain

Liberty unchained Recite the insane

We should beware of the lives that are at stake Before it's all too late

Can we believe it all? Should we all take the fall? Our backs against the wall United we stand tall

Why should we all believe you? Carry your own burden We won't succumb to Your delusion now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQhx0ZvyULw


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4 years ago

Nickname for Dorian

Varric’s Sparkler can’t beat :

PJ SPOOKMEISTER

or

Dr. PJ the Spookmeister


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4 years ago

Mage oppression and Possession

The Mage Rebellion, possessions and mages resorting to blood magic are inevitable seeing How the Chantry and circle handle magic.

This is a (partially intended [ex. Meredith] ) sort of a self-fullfilling prophecy made by the Chantry/Templars.

The Chantry’s power is based on and supports fear of mages. Its main motto is ‘‘ Magic exists to serve man and never to rule over him’’ how would it survive if magic were eradicated?


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