Listening To The Magnus Archives For The First Time And I Think It Has Altered My Brain Chemistry.

Listening to The Magnus Archives for the first time and I think it has altered my brain chemistry.

Like I started it as someone who didn’t have a strong relationship with horror and now 70 episodes in I think I might be in love with a coffin.

Me: *puts a pot of lil’ red potatoes on to boil*

My brain: what excellent boiled potatoes what excellent boiled potatoes what excellent boiled potatoes what excellent boiled potatoes wHat ExcEllEnt bOilEd potAtO-

Me: YES THANK YOU I GET IT I UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE.

idk yet what this is about but he sounds like he's talking about simarils

edit: omg the very next paragraph was this. literally

edit 2: i've listened to the statement and it IS silmarils

Alice Dyer you would have loved the bisexual trainwreck that was Timothy Stoker

Aragorn: Ok I’ve been having a total Monday but decision’s finally made - we’re going to rescue Merry and Pippin.

Gimli: Aye! Shall we g-

Aragorn: We’re going to call ourselves The Three Hunters.

Legolas: Sounds rad. You ready?

Aragorn: Our motto is We Run! We Fight! We Love!

Gimli and Legolas: *brief eye contact* *blush*

Aragorn: Our song is “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You”

Gimli and Legolas: Should we just start or-

Aragorn: WE MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVERRRR

i have listened to the first two episodes of the magnus protocol and oooohhh my goodness

delicious absolutely top notch great stuff here, already had a couple of “oh shit” moments and some “surely that won’t come back to haunt us later” lines

i know i’ve only known sam for two episodes but i would protect him with my life