Yeah Fr, Even Shaving Off His Head And Starting Over Isn't Gonna Be Enough To Fix That Reflective, Cootie-infested,

Yeah fr, even shaving off his head and starting over isn't gonna be enough to fix that reflective, cootie-infested, mess.

"your hair has gotten so grimy princess" yeah fyodor because you're one to talk when you look like you haven't washed your hair since 15 resurrections ago

Young Crippling Anxiety is coming through 😎 (Y'all can also refer to me as 'Young Trust Issues' idc)

A prime example is Cale who thinks that his Slacker-life is always just a step away or something and yet 1000(?)+ chapters later, Slacker-life is still nowhere to be found.

...I swear that TCF is giving me trust issues 😂 I literally cannot trust any lore structure they're giving me! Everybody keeps breaking the rules!!

Blood Demon: "Dragons can't become gods." Me: *pointing at the Dragon Lord of Aipotu* Then pray tell, woman, what the f*** is that??

In fact, if anything is stated to be "impossible", you better take it as "oh you BET it's possible and it's gonna happen in roughly 250 chapters" 🤣

Cale: Dress like you're going to your lovers' wedding but the groom isn't you.

Cale Henituse and his allies before chapter 211:

If you know, you know. 😏

This is why I'm scared of tryna write characters that are smart, specially if they aren't an OC of mine, like- what if I accidentally dumb them down and my readers get offended because I couldn't portray that character properly or sumthin

Sometimes, I question whether TCF is actually a legit published novel instead of an unhinged fanfiction written by an author who snorted crack

Side note; That 'Dear diary' bit sent me spiralling fr fr😂

TCF Out of Context

Cale: (suddenly stripping) Choi Han, give me your clothes Choi Han & Billos: ???

Rosalyn: Young Master Cale.... what are you doing...? Cale: Crime in progress. Is something wrong?

Hannah: I wanna bathe in the blood of my enemies Cale: (internal screaming) .....Sure

Choi Han: Your highness, there's... a hole in the wall of the prison now, for some reason... Alberu: (headache intensifies)

Mary: Young Master Cale, you should eat. You only don't eat when you're dead. Cale: (sweating) ...??

Hans: (cheerfully) That's right Young Master, there's no such thing as hopes and dreams in this world! Cale: Just shut up. Hans: Yes, sir!!

Raon: Goldie Gramps! Play dead! Eruhaben: ...???

Clopeh: (points at Cale) Father, this esteemed person is a God Cale: ?!?!?!?!

Wind Elemental 1: CHAOS! DESTRUCTION! DEATH!!! Wind Elemental 2: Sorry about him... he's always like that...

Bud: (offended) I'm a swordmaster, not baggage! Cale: That's right. I'm the baggage. Bud: Wut- Cale: Shut up and carry me

Choi Han: So, what is your plan Cale-nim? Cale: Let's have our enemies start a campain to kill Cale Henituse Choi Han & Raon: ...?!?!?

God of Death: Dear Diary. Today, I got beat up with a broom.

Alberu: So this is why I probably shouldn't be the king- Cale: Your highness your ancestor was a criminal Alberu: ?????

Cale: (brutally beating up the White Star with a pebble) Everyone: ..........

Cale: (burns money and Laughs in Rich) Eruhaben: (feeling poor) ...I'm too old for this