Sherlock: John, We Have To Decide A Date For Our Wedding

Sherlock: John, we have to decide a date for our wedding

John: We have... WHAT?

Sherlock: Now that we're engaged we should start planning things, you know. And Mrs. Hudson is going to kill us if we don't tell her more about it soon

John: Sherlock, what are talking about? We aren't even together. When the fuck did we get engaged?

Sherlock: Two months ago

John: And why does Mrs. Hudson know it and I don't?

Sherlock: Oh well, it isn't my fault if you were not at home when it happened

Crowley, going to Aziraphale with a whiteboard and a marker: Ok, so here's the plan

Aziraphale: Which pla-

Crowley: Please, questions at the end

Crowley, starting to draw the steps: So, first of all, I ask you if you want to marry me

Crowley: Then you say 'yes'

Crowley: And then we get married

Crowley: Can I hear a wahoo?

Aziraphale: ...

Aziraphale: Wahoo

Unfortunately what happened in the film is not what happened in the book, and omitting/adding a character is a completely different thing than unaliving/saving one (thought I would have absolutely loved if Thorin didn't die, but no, oh no, the world decided that every bit of my happy ending bagginshield hopes must be destroyed forever, leaving me with my favourite but saddest ship).

In fact, in the book, Bilbo just falls before the battle, hits his head on a rock and is k.o. for the entire battle. Then, when he wakes up, he founds Thorin in a tent, dying for the battle wounds [so, not specified how he got those wounds, even though we know that certainly he didn't fight with Azog (there was only Bolg, Azog's son) because Azog actually died 142 years before in the Battle od Azanulbizar, killed by Dáin II Ironfoot], and Thorin SAYS HIS LAST WORDS TO BILBO AND THEN DIES IN FRONT OF HIM (like my mental health when it happened, I never recovered from that).

Anyway, I believe that would have worked. If the Mithril shirt prevented Frodo from being pierced by a forcefully thrown spear, then I am sure Bilbo could have saved Thorin if that could happen.

Sorry guys but sometimes I forget that Bilbo was wearing the Mithril shirt all the time after Thorin gave it to him...and I'm still processing these pics. These details just hit me. Why did they knock him out? If he could just jump over Thorin WHEN AZOG WAS KILLING HIM!!!!! and never being killed himself cause he is wearing his Mithril!!!! What was the point of it besides his own protection (for which he also had the Ring so even without the mithril he still would be at least unnoticed)

Bilbo: Oh, come on, did you hear him? He's always like 'oh, I'm the most handsome and brave and noble living being that has ever walked on Middle Earth and I like to be annoying and stubborn only because I know that Bilbo will forgive me because he loves me very very much'

Fili: I'm... I'm pretty sure he never said that

Kili: Not even something similar

Bilbo: Really? Oh, well, he would be right if he did

Gimli, before a battle: I'll kill more orcs than you

Legolas: I don't think so

Aragorn: Guys, it's not a competition

Gimli and Legolas: ...NOT YET

What if when Frodo and Sam destroy the ring and return to Gondor everyone forgets to tell them that finally Gimli and Legolas are together and then they just kiss randomly and Frodo and Sam are like:

Frodo: WTF SAM WHAT'S GOING ON?

Sam: I DON'T KNOW, MASTER FRODO