Perpetual-enjine - My Gentle Arsonist

Enji: I can find redeeming qualities in all of my children.

Enji: Natsuo is smart and independent. Fuyumi is good at everything she does. Shouto is my precious little darling.

Enji: And Touya reminds me that no matter how bad things are, there’s still so much lower I could have fallen.

Touya: Hey!

Enji: Also you’re adorable when you’re sleeping.

Touya: HEY!

He accidentally called Shouto and got arrested for “making threats”

post war tomura calling izuku at an ungodly hour asking him “how the hell does a kettle work” and izuku ends up having to sneak out his dorm at 3am to make instant noodles for him

Dr. Garaki also could have given Dabi normal skin grafts and come up with some support item idea to prevent him from burning himself. AND treated Shiggy’s allergies. AFO is just an asshole.

Now that we know AFO has an entire crime network, it implies that he could have housed and fed the LOV in their early days using external resources while he was in prison, but instead chose to let them squat in an abandoned building lmao

Best Jeanist: How come Hawks is mad at you? I didn’t know he could do that.

Endeavor: He dared me to eat dirt.

Best Jeanist: And?..

Endeavor: I ate it and pretended it tasted really good. And then he…

Best Jeanist: Oh no, don’t tell me.

Hawks: (spitting aggressively) I hope a Nomu kicks your ass.

Best Jeanist: How dumb can you be?! How are you the number two hero??!

Dabi: You’re just doing what Dad told you.

Shouto: Oh that’s cute. You’re doing what All for One told you, and he doesn’t even pay you.

Dabi: Wait.

Shouto: I’m getting a car as soon as I turn eighteen. What are you getting on your birthday? A rusty knife?

Dabi: I…

Shouto: I am a user on Dad’s debit account. The card is right here in my pocket. It’s fireproof. I could go all out at the mall after I’m done beating your ass. You’re dressed in rags.

Burnin: Actually, we all have benefits at the Endeavor agency. What do you have? The “I’ll possess your body” guarantee?

Jailbreakers: Wait a minute, you guys are getting paid? What the fuck?!

Kido: We have a union too. Do you villains have a union??

Nomu: We’re not even getting fed!

Dabi: Holy shit, guys! We’ve been made! 😨

Onima: Yeah! Seize the means of destruction!

Shouto: I owe Endeavor an apology, this commie shit actually worked. Ha!