Touya: Whoever Cries First - Loses. Ready? You Go First.

Touya: Whoever cries first - loses. Ready? You go first.

Enji: I should have worn a condom.

Touya: I’m going to change my last name.

Enji: You’re adopted.

Touya: I wish I was.

Enji: You remind me of my father. You’re both reckless and highly flammable.

Touya: You remind me of my brother. I’m going to kill you.

Enji: I’d rather die than be your dad.

Touya: Yeah, those are your two options.

Enji: Your mother wanted to have an abortion.

Touya: I guess we have that in common.

Enji: You look like a mummy.

Touya: You look like someone took a potato peeler to your face.

Enji: I love you and wish you’d come home.

Touya: What?!

Enji: You’re my baby boy, and I love you dearly.

Touya: WHAT- no

Enji: You were wanted, and I never wanted to lose you.

Touya: Shut! Shut it!

Enji: Please come home, I don’t even care about this game, I love you.

Touya: 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

Enji: There you go.

Touya: Okay! You win! Fuck you!

Enji: I don’t even care, come home.

Touya: Okay! Asshole!

Enji: Get in the car, you little piece of shit.

Best Jeanist: How come Hawks is mad at you? I didn’t know he could do that.

Endeavor: He dared me to eat dirt.

Best Jeanist: And?..

Endeavor: I ate it and pretended it tasted really good. And then he…

Best Jeanist: Oh no, don’t tell me.

Hawks: (spitting aggressively) I hope a Nomu kicks your ass.

Best Jeanist: How dumb can you be?! How are you the number two hero??!

Dr. Garaki also could have given Dabi normal skin grafts and come up with some support item idea to prevent him from burning himself. AND treated Shiggy’s allergies. AFO is just an asshole.

Now that we know AFO has an entire crime network, it implies that he could have housed and fed the LOV in their early days using external resources while he was in prison, but instead chose to let them squat in an abandoned building lmao

Shouto: Dad, I have good news.

Endeavor: Let’s assume I believe you.

Shouto: You’re no longer the worst parent in my friend group!

Endeavor: What’s the bad news?

Shouto: My classmate’s parents sold his soul to All for One.

Endeavor: Wow, and he listened to you complain about me the whole year? That must be how Hawks feels when I complain about my parents.

Sorry, Endeavor. I guess he's not going to come wearing stuff that I can cut through. || Don't worry. I wasn't expecting you to.

Endeavor & Hawks ➤ 7.06

New episode of MHA

Expectation: crazy Enji

Reality: Iida’s ass 😨