Enji: My Body Is A Temple This, You Only Have One Body That My Body Is Satans Domain, People.

Enji: “My body is a temple” this, “you only have one body” that… My body is Satan’s domain, people.

Enji: Allergens, germs, cancer cells, human feelings, alcohol, neurotoxins? It all gets Hellflamed to hell the second it touches down on my insides.

Enji: No suffering, no concerns, no nothing. Just blaze and smoke. I could suck the gas out of my fuel tank right now and be fine.

Hawks: I’m so in love with that man I might die.

Sorry, Endeavor. I guess he's not going to come wearing stuff that I can cut through. || Don't worry. I wasn't expecting you to.

Endeavor & Hawks ➤ 7.06

AFO talking about abuse. The charred, smoking remains of a pot calling the kettle black.

Touya: Whoever cries first - loses. Ready? You go first.

Enji: I should have worn a condom.

Touya: I’m going to change my last name.

Enji: You’re adopted.

Touya: I wish I was.

Enji: You remind me of my father. You’re both reckless and highly flammable.

Touya: You remind me of my brother. I’m going to kill you.

Enji: I’d rather die than be your dad.

Touya: Yeah, those are your two options.

Enji: Your mother wanted to have an abortion.

Touya: I guess we have that in common.

Enji: You look like a mummy.

Touya: You look like someone took a potato peeler to your face.

Enji: I love you and wish you’d come home.

Touya: What?!

Enji: You’re my baby boy, and I love you dearly.

Touya: WHAT- no

Enji: You were wanted, and I never wanted to lose you.

Touya: Shut! Shut it!

Enji: Please come home, I don’t even care about this game, I love you.

Touya: 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

Enji: There you go.

Touya: Okay! You win! Fuck you!

Enji: I don’t even care, come home.

Touya: Okay! Asshole!

Enji: Get in the car, you little piece of shit.

Best Jeanist: How come Hawks is mad at you? I didn’t know he could do that.

Endeavor: He dared me to eat dirt.

Best Jeanist: And?..

Endeavor: I ate it and pretended it tasted really good. And then he…

Best Jeanist: Oh no, don’t tell me.

Hawks: (spitting aggressively) I hope a Nomu kicks your ass.

Best Jeanist: How dumb can you be?! How are you the number two hero??!

Iida: All Might says, everybody showers before the final battle.

Mineta: (opens his mouth)

Shouto: Shut up, Mineta.

Tsukauchi: I washed my hair.

Hawks: I washed my feathers.

Endeavor: I bought the world’s first fireproof deodorant.

All for One: I haven’t showered since Kamino Ward!

Endeavor: JAIL.