Its Okay, Guys. Touyas Bringing His Boyfriend Tenko To Meet His Dad, Even Though Theyve Already Met.

It’s okay, guys. Touya’s bringing his boyfriend Tenko to meet his dad, even though they’ve already met. Hawks is in the kitchen trying to cook. His wings knocked over a few things, but he got this.

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Endeavor’s therapist:

Therapists in Japan after AFO is finally gone:

Fuyumi: Happy birthday, Dad, I love you, you’re the best dad I could ever ask for!

Enji: Sweetheart, I love you with all my heart and I’m very grateful. However, please tell me I’m the only man you apply these disturbingly low standards to.

Fuyumi: Um…

Enji: Like, there’s not already a piece of shit boyfriend who belongs in the trash because you have no idea what a normal relationship looks like?

Fuyumi: No, Dad, I was just being nice because it’s your birthday.

Enji: Oh thank fuck, at least one kid somehow turned out normal.

Touya: So…

Enji: Touya, you are not cutting my cake with Blueflame, stop asking!

Tsukauchi: You two look like shit. What the hell happened last night?

Jeanist: What happens in Endeavor’s hot tub…

Hawks: Stays in Endeavor’s hot tub.

Every time it’s like “oh, he died,” “oh, he’s dead,” “oh, he’ll die in X amount of time” and he just. Doesn’t. At the end of the world, all life will die out except roaches and Touya.

Calm down guys we all know he is immune to dying