I Want To Write About The Hyuuga But Also There Are Only Like Ten Members Total. Even Then, Most Of Them

I want to write about the Hyuuga but also there are only like ten members total. Even then, most of them didn’t even get names. Come on, we got to know the names of the Uchiha shop keepers, but we don’t even get Neji’s grandfather’s name? 

Morally gray long haired big brother figure in anime: Exists

Me: Oh no

This is sincerely one of my favorite scenes

sasuke's sass no jutsu

It just occurred to me how ironic it is that Izuna is so often included in the ‘village founders’ group. Like. He straight up told Hashirama: Fuck your healing, fuck you Senju, and fuck peace.

He would not be okay with being included in the least- I can hear him seething from beyond the grave-

Zabuza, looking at Itachi: Kisame, You’ve found yourself a valuable tool too?

Kisame: S w e a t s

I was talking about one of my stories and someone just told me I made Tobirama seem like a house-wife because I had him make himself and the child he’s raising breakfast. I’m sorry- what?

Does he cook for just himself? Fuck the six-year-old?

Does he only cook for the kid? He just starves so he doesn’t do something parental-like?

Does he not cook at all? They both just sit there hungry?

Does the kid cook him food? The fucking six-year-old is going to cook for the grown ass adult?

Fellas, is it manly to starve?