Zabuza, Looking At Itachi: Kisame, Youve Found Yourself A Valuable Tool Too?

Zabuza, looking at Itachi: Kisame, You’ve found yourself a valuable tool too?

Kisame: S w e a t s

It just occurred to me how ironic it is that Izuna is so often included in the ‘village founders’ group. Like. He straight up told Hashirama: Fuck your healing, fuck you Senju, and fuck peace.

He would not be okay with being included in the least- I can hear him seething from beyond the grave-

Jugo deserves more love. Look at him. Look at what a good teammate he is. The truest gentle giant I’ve ever seen.

He fucking tucked Sasuke in. 

I know Madara loved Izuna SO MUCH but they’re still brothers...can you imagine having fucking MADARA as an elder sibling? That shit sounds rough. He does the older-sibling lean and just snaps Izuna’s tiny little spine on accident. 

Same vise versa too! Having Izuna as a younger brother? He has ‘Youre not my boss’ written all over him. I can HEAR him going ‘Dad said you have to give me a turn with the good practice dummy’. 

Zabuza, looking at Itachi: Kisame, You’ve found yourself a valuable tool too?

Kisame: S w e a t s

Canon Akatsuki: Very little info on how things ran. They met virtually with shaded projections. Very serious tones.

Fanon Akatsuki: Yeah, they live in a big house together. They have shared meals and roommate with their partners. Konan/Nagato are the parents and Kakuzu is the grandpa :)