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Just finished playing monopoly, so here’s how I think the Akatsuki would play it. 

Konan: The banker/meditater; always having to fix the board.

Nagato: Way too into it; winning Monopoly is the only time the Akatsuki has ever seen him smile.

Kakuzu: Has zero properties, hogs the cash.

Hidan: Gets pissed off constantly; knocks the board over. Gets pissed when he has to pay rent. Hogs all the properties.

Kisame: Probably looking to Itachi before he makes a trade or purchase to see if its a good idea; has like one of each color and refuses to sell any (So that houses/hotels can’t be built).

Itachi: “The rent is 1048 but you can just pay an even 1000 if you want...” (The considerate one).

Sasori: “The rent is 1048. Not 1045.” (Refuses to negotiate even if it means everyone has to trade in cash with the bank for one dollar).

Deidara: Quits after like ten minutes, if that.

Konan/Nagato: No pets in the Akatsuki

Itachi, protectively holding his crow to his chest: But Kisame gets to stay

Kisame: I’m not-

I know Madara loved Izuna SO MUCH but they’re still brothers...can you imagine having fucking MADARA as an elder sibling? That shit sounds rough. He does the older-sibling lean and just snaps Izuna’s tiny little spine on accident. 

Same vise versa too! Having Izuna as a younger brother? He has ‘Youre not my boss’ written all over him. I can HEAR him going ‘Dad said you have to give me a turn with the good practice dummy’. 

...I feel like it’s been too long since my last post about it so I’ll say it again

The

Akatsuki

Is

A 

Found

Family

That is all.