by a gayer Spiderman
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Tony protecting Peter: see you messed my child and now
Tony: im going to FUCK YOU!!!
Mysterio: ...
Tony smiling: ...
Peter: *whisper* its fuck you up
Tony: wait-- what i did say?
Peter: *on the phone with MJ* Okay, sorry, last time; the list just said "bread", I'm gonna need a little more than that. I don't see the "Silky Frizz-Resistance Miracle Volumizing" shampoo. I know you said to get the toilet paper with the bears but I found one with a man on it. Three-In-One, ah, shoot, it's for men? (Writes a "W O" in front of the "MEN" on the bottle with a silver sharpie marker) Wheat, okay, that's good; there's 100% Whole Wheat, and just Wheat. Are those different? I'm gonna have a panic attack.
MJ:...
Gwen: how old are you?
Miles: sixteen
Peter: he's fourteen
miles: almost fifteen
Peter: but it's still fourteen
Miles: well fourteen, almost fifteen, right?!
Gwen: I'm older...
Miles: yeeeeh
we should have more story about peter meeting jarvis
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Peter, is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
That must be so confusing for a little boy.
_Adventure time au
I always find it interesting when Howard appears in Cap's film or in any story that takes place in the 40s/60s because he is a very cool character (in my opinion the best part of Captain America) he is a very fun guy and a friend really good, and then him in iron man 2 and more things and he's a awful father to tony and it's kind of funny how some people can be great in some relationships and terrible in others, how howard can be a great companion a a great friend, a great husband but a terrible father; Maybe he just shouldn't be a father, some people aren't meant to be fathers... and thinking about it now, that's pretty sad
Peter, is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
That must be so confusing for a little boy.
_Adventure time au
if you think about it the 'field trip' trope is like Chocolate Factory if tony hated it even more Flash
"Ah, the irondad fandom is dying because there are no more ideas for stories!"
Is it? So why haven't I seen even one of these films?
This seems like an excuse to me
peter, hugging tony: happy father's day!!
tony: ... again?
peter: it's father's day in brazil, mr. stark
tony: oh
tony, returning the hug: well, obrigado
Tony: Peter is the kindest Mayan person I know!
Peter: *smiles innocently*
Wade: pfft
Peter still smile: *whispering* say something to him and that knife will go back to your spleen
God bless peter parker patron of families 🙏
I think it's really cute that the irondad fandom is getting all excited about rdj's return and that they're dying to see the anguish, etc., etc.,
but people! this will not happen. the Spider-Man issue is a mess (as always) he probably won't appear in the F4 movie and if he does it will be a very small scene, if Doctor Doom becomes the main villain I don't think there will be as much space for the Spider is him, because Doctor Doom is still the villain of F4 and not of Spider (and because Marvel hates irondad), and this idea is just bad, so it's better not to fill yourself with expectations
But if there's one thing I hope there is, it's A LOT of homoeroticism between Doctor Doom and Mr. Fantastic
me explaining how rdj being the new doctor doom is an attack on spideytorch
You know, I understand that they didn't put Harry in the MCU
Because there isn't a version if you want Harry and Peter that isn't the gayest thing in the universe.
The amazing spiderman (1968-1969)
Spiderman (2004)
The spectacular spiderman (2008-2009)
The amazing spiderman (2014)
Ultimate spider man (2012-2017)
Spiderman of marvel (2017-2021
Sony Spiderman 2 ps4 (2024)
LOL
I decided to rewatch tssm when it arrived at this treasure
Im DYING