Peter Parker X Johnny Storm - Tumblr Posts

Johnny: NO ONE MOVE. My husband is missing. He’s very tiny so choose your next step wisely.

Peter, behind him ready to hit him in the kneecaps: ...you piece of sh-

Johnny: "How the hell did you crash your carr?!"

Peter: "So I was just riding my carr today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. I was like, 'whoa, that's homophobic'. Instead, I went gay. And THAT'S when I crashed into a tree."

Harry: "..."

Johnny, with a proud, fond smile: "And THAT'S the man I'm in love with, everyone!"

Johnny in telephone: hello?

kidnapper: we kidnapped your boyfriend

Johnny: did you kidnap peter?!!

kidnapper: yes we have him now–

Johnny to peter by your side: Peter kidnapped you!!!

Peter: Really?! oh my god help!!!

Ben: ...

johnny discovers that peter's spider sense no longer works on him and decides to play a series of pranks

start the fanfics

Leaked: peter and johnny playing blind to their feelings.

The Spideytorch vibes:

Sandman: Spiderman will come to me if he wants his boyfriend alive.

Johnny inside an hourglass: I wouldn’t say I’m his boy, like we got together a few times, but no biggie, it’s not like we have anything more

Johnny: unless he said. Did he say something?!

My first Oc!!!

I really liked her, maybe I'll draw her more...

Ps: most drawings / palette training

Peter: and who is taylor swift?

Johnny: ...

Johnny: oh my god!

Johnny: I can't believe I'm about to introduce you to taylor swift!!!

Johnny: this orange is ginamisaurus!

Johnny: whareve you say; gigantosaurus... gimanist-... bumetamauris...

Johnny: timetamorphs!

Johnny: giganta nortus! mhm... gimourmus

Peter: *in the background with a passionate look*

Peter: johnny and I are no longer friends.

Johnny: peter, that's a terrible way to say we're dating.

Sue: I don’t want your masked vigilante near my brother!

Tony: bold of you to think I want your little incendiary next to my prodigy!

Peter holding Johnny’s hand: bold of you two think we care!

Johnny: We just got to stop hanging out with geniuses because you're going to figure out that I'm really stupid.

Peter: What? Don't worry about that. I figured out a long time ago how stupid you are.

Johnny: (thinks about that for a sec) Hmmm

Peter: What I just said is true and yet it really sounded wrong. What I should say is I don't care how stupid you are.

me explaining how rdj being the new doctor doom is an attack on spideytorch