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No because all the side quests are so  memorable and really, really out there and odd(but in a fun way ofc-) but quick reminder if you play RDR1 for the first time save a few side quests for the epilogue if you wanna play as jack for a bit longer!!
Listen, if you are playing RDR1 for the first time, PLEASE complete the side quest where you pick flowers for the guy's wife. It's such a classic moment, you won't regret it
Harry: lol look at that idiot
Harry seeing it’s Peter: oh damn it’s my idiot
behold, I found your son having an overdose
Kid Day: Mom what do I do if someone hits me at school?
MJ: you tell the teacher she is the authority
Day: b-but Suppose that--
MJ: "Suppose" where you got that word from?
Day: Mother!
MJ: okay okay
Day: Suppose she doesn't believe me what do I do?
MJ: If the teacher doesn't believe you...
MJ crouching down to eye level: *whispers* don't tell daddy I said that but if she doesn't believe you then you go to that sly kid...
MJ: and it hits her face
Johnny at 3 am: peter
sleepy peter: what?…
johnny: if i were a mosquito would you love me just the same?
Sue: oh my god…
Ben: I just want to sleep!
Peter: Of course not, how would I love a mosquito?
Johnny: …
Sue: oh no…
Johnny: How could you not love me?!!
Sandman: Spiderman will come to me if he wants his boyfriend alive.
Johnny inside an hourglass: I wouldn’t say I’m his boy, like we got together a few times, but no biggie, it’s not like we have anything more
Johnny: unless he said. Did he say something?!
Sue: I don’t want your masked vigilante near my brother!
Tony: bold of you to think I want your little incendiary next to my prodigy!
Peter holding Johnny’s hand: bold of you two think we care!
Pepper to Tony and Reed: Where are the kids?
Tony: I left them outside, they were pissing me off
Pepper: You left Morgan and Franklin alone out there!
Tony: what? no, they are playing in the back
Pepper: So who did you leave out there?–
Johnny outside: Come back here you little shit! *fireball sounds*
Peter: come here and get me idiot! *sound of webs being released*
Peter: *explaining that when his spider sense whistles he gets very tense, with palpitations in his chest and he is in full alert state*
Tony: what you described… is anxiety
Peter: … what?
Flash: Are you twins?!
Ben Peter and Kaine: well…
Flash: Do you feel the same thing the other one is feeling?
Flash: Why don’t your names start with the same letter?
Flash: Who’s the evil triplet?
Ben and Kaine: Peter.
Peter: Meh.
MJ: You spent your entire life savings on dogs?
Peter: They’re golden retrievers, MJ. They retrieve gold. I did it for us.
MJ: at dinner with my family do NOT bring up politics
Peter: got it
*Later*
Mr Watson: so what are your political beliefs?
Peter, caught off guard, dropping fork in surprise: w-well i, think uh, pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he, uh, if he had a gun
MJ: you shouldn’t have any children if you’re going to abandon them! because we keep thinking it’s our fault our whole life!!!
Miss Watson: please michelle don’t play the victim on me. what a weak justification
Miss Watson: “oh i’m anorexic because i’m adopted” “cheats on my wife because i wasn’t breastfed”
Miss Watson: everyone has an apology for their shitty behavior
Peter: and what’s yours?
Miss Watson: excuse me?
Peter: what’s your apology for being shit?
MJ in thought: god i love this boy