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Kid Day: Mom what do I do if someone hits me at school?

MJ: you tell the teacher she is the authority

Day: b-but Suppose that--

MJ: "Suppose" where you got that word from?

Day: Mother!

MJ: okay okay

Day: Suppose she doesn't believe me what do I do?

MJ: If the teacher doesn't believe you...

MJ crouching down to eye level: *whispers* don't tell daddy I said that but if she doesn't believe you then you go to that sly kid...

MJ: and it hits her face

Kid Day: Mom what do I do if someone hits me at school?

MJ: you tell the teacher she is the authority

Day: b-but Suppose that--

MJ: "Suppose" where you got that word from?

Day: Mother!

MJ: okay okay

Day: Suppose she doesn't believe me what do I do?

MJ: If the teacher doesn't believe you...

MJ crouching down to eye level: *whispers* don't tell daddy I said that but if she doesn't believe you then you go to that sly kid...

MJ: and it hits her face