Incorrect Ironman Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Peter: I never forgot anything in my life

Peter: Give me an example something I forgot

Johnny: you forgot about Tony and me at the Carshop

Peter: no i did that on purpose try again.

Pepper to Tony and Reed: Where are the kids?

Tony: I left them outside, they were pissing me off

Pepper: You left Morgan and Franklin alone out there!

Tony: what? no, they are playing in the back

Pepper: So who did you leave out there?–

Johnny outside: Come back here you little shit! *fireball sounds*

Peter: come here and get me idiot! *sound of webs being released*

Peter: *explaining that when his spider sense whistles he gets very tense, with palpitations in his chest and he is in full alert state*

Tony: what you described… is anxiety

Peter: … what?

Tony, to May, about you kids: You were right, May. I needed to let my baby birds fly. My bratty little baby birds fly with their crappy little wings. Sometimes, you've got to push them out the window

May, patting him on the back: you were crying looking through Instagram again?

Tony: Shut up Maybelle.

Peter: Don’t worry, I’m fine.

Tony: You got stabbed, Peter! You’re not “fine”!

Peter: I’ve been stabbed before!

Tony: It’s not like you build up an immunity to stab wounds! 

Tony: *walks out and leaves his phone behind*

Peter trying to use the google algorithm: therapy, what is therapy, 10 reasons to go to therapy, the benefits of going to therapy, types of therapy, closest therapist

Peter: Don’t worry, I’m fine.

Tony: You got stabbed, Peter! You’re not “fine”!

Peter: I’ve been stabbed before!

Tony: It’s not like you build up an immunity to stab wounds! 

Tony: So today I learned that peter has me in his cellphone as "Mr Irondad "

Clint: *shrugs* Could be worse. Wanda and Pietro have each other down as "spare parts"