When Simply Crossing Your Legs Isn't Enough

When simply crossing your legs isn't enough

A germaphobe from Cedar Falls

Detested those little blue stalls.

Refusing to poo

In the portable loo,

He exploded and coated the walls.

Looking back through, history we've had some really stupid ideas about medicine

Splishity-Splashity

Keen Dr. Semmelweis

Started the practice of

Washing his hands.

Though other doctors thought

Such washing useless, his

Anti-bacterial

Methods still stand.

Source: aeferg

This is high-brow literature at its finest.

As much as I love it, I can't claim that it's my favorite children's book.  That distinction belongs to Tuesday (go read it!).

Taken somewhere in Israel.

Coming attractions: the action flick

Boom-crash-bang, Boom-crash-bang!

Beautiful people dodge

Danger and death traps; prove

Murphy's law true.

~

Witty one-liner then

Quick cut to title page.

Coming quite soon to a

Theater near you.