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I would absolutely believe that Floyd or Jade has the other twin labeled as “spare parts” on their phone.
I’ve just realized that if Belos was from around the 1600s, wouldn’t he think tomatoes are poisonous?
Like- Imagine him freaking out because he saw a person eating a tomato and being shocked they don’t die.
I’m bored so I shall list off many of my favorite artists.
- Will Wood
-Bo Burnham
-Tally Hall/Miracle Musical
-Lemon Demon
-Mother Mother
-Jack Stauber
-Bo En
-Soddiken
-Cavetown
-Mitski
-MARINA
-Caravan Palace
- Fish in a Birdcage
-The Living Tombstone
-Gorillaz
-Theatre Songs
All these artists plus a bit more songs and different artists are all uploaded to one playlist that I just put on shuffle.
If any of you want it just ask and I’ll reblog with the link.
When I die dump my ashes in the Bermuda Triangle.
Nothing has been happening there.
Let’s change that.
Feb 1: What the Crows whisper
Have you ever heard what the crows speak? What they repeat to the world, many things they’ve heard throughout their adventures. They mimic those they find interesting and those they hear through the world. No such things as secrets between them. They shout it out, wanting to show the world what they’ve heard. Crows are prideful, of course, as many are, blinded by things that shine. They caw and shout, the shouts echoing through the world.
But have you ever heard what they whisper? The things they are too afraid to speak about. The whispers that will wriggle into your mind, like a worm. It’s nonsense when you first hear it, but ever so slightly, you think about it more, until it consumes your life. They whisper about adventure and things they’ve seen beyond the human eyes. Objects of power that could do anything one wishes. Whispers of promises of ancient cities and gilded fishes. Whispers of nonsense, of creatures within the night. Beings of madness, and could reach the skies. But, with every whisper is a small nugget of truth. Because when a crow whispers, the truth is a whisker away.
They love to crowd around the dead. After all, they are scavengers. They may simply look like they’re consuming, but with every bite they consume, they gain a bit of a story with them. The dead can tell many tells, just don’t have the voice to say it.
I have always listened to the crows. Many babble of things they’ve heard, seen, and I let them say what they want, but given a shiny object or food, they shall whisper to you. Many say nonsense, only a slim truth within their honey covered sentences. A little madness is key to finding it. But for the few that you pay something, perhaps a shiny bottle cap, or seed they truly desire, they’ll tell you the truth, allowing you to connect the dots yourself.
The dead would tell, but they have no voice. Even with no voice, they love to follow. They watch those who live, out of jealousy, curiosity, or benevolence, that I don’ t know.
Many don’t see them.
Many cannot hear them.
And many cannot hear the crows.
But I can.
And I don’t know why.
[First short story done :), I think this is fine. Unedited.]
I feel like there is a pipeline for kids who used to watch Disney movies on repeat to liking villains to will wood.
Random fic or just something goofy imagine : twst has rules similar to Harry Potter that a lot of spells/alchemy/ect… are in Latin, but latin is like, an ancient language or a forgotten one in the twst world.
So imagine the shock of all the teachers/boys when the magicless prefect just could just… ace all the tests without reading??And could read forbidden manuscripts??? (It was just the odyssey) AND COULD SPEAK IT?!?!?
I will shit talk Zeus til I die of a mysterious death That’s Totally Not By A Mysterious Lightning Strike No Not At All.
Ah the weird gender urge of wanting to be a young promising male detective, searching for the paranormal, and finding out more than I can handle, or to be The Sexy Vampire Lady with shadow hair and lure people in by inviting hem into my desolate manor and taking their blood.
Every time a new power ranger comes out Chuck Norris becomes more powerful.
Doodle of oc

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Ghost family I made out of clay to get into the spooky season :]
Lucky clover cat :3

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…I’ll consider it.
Another idea: Odd squad is just the kids version of the SCP foundation
Think about it. Where do the SCP foundation get so many skilled scientists or agents? Kids. From odd squad. It’s training them.
I AINT FALLIN FOR YA SLICK WORDS AGAIN- IM NOT GOING BACK
NOT AFTER LAST TIME
Another idea: Odd squad is just the kids version of the SCP foundation
Think about it. Where do the SCP foundation get so many skilled scientists or agents? Kids. From odd squad. It’s training them.
THE AMNESTICS DIDN’T STOP ME LAST TIME, IT WON’T STOP ME NOW
Another idea: Odd squad is just the kids version of the SCP foundation
Think about it. Where do the SCP foundation get so many skilled scientists or agents? Kids. From odd squad. It’s training them.
IM NOT WRONG THOUGH
Another idea: Odd squad is just the kids version of the SCP foundation
Think about it. Where do the SCP foundation get so many skilled scientists or agents? Kids. From odd squad. It’s training them.
Another idea: Odd squad is just the kids version of the SCP foundation
Think about it. Where do the SCP foundation get so many skilled scientists or agents? Kids. From odd squad. It’s training them.

Why does the sunset I took a photo of now look like a boss fight?
Ok ok, that makes complete sense XD, but it’s a funny idea.
I have a question for owl house fans:
According to a tweet, a sour patch could kill a pilgrim. Pilgrims are from the 17th century. Belos is from the 17th century. That leads to me questioning: would a sour patch kill Belos?
My thoughts are loud and questioning
I have a question for owl house fans:
According to a tweet, a sour patch could kill a pilgrim. Pilgrims are from the 17th century. Belos is from the 17th century. That leads to me questioning: would a sour patch kill Belos?
My thoughts are loud and questioning
I downloaded tumblr for the funny and I have no clue what to do.