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Every time a new power ranger comes out Chuck Norris becomes more powerful.
We should be reskinning Chuck Norris jokes to be All Might jokes and we should be doing it now. If you see this and you have some gold, add yours and reblog. I’ll start.
All Might has a grizzly bear rug in his office. The bear isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to move.
All Might died six years ago, but Death hasn’t had the courage to tell him yet.
All Might counted to infinity - twice.
for the french ones, there’s the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31Y1o1fQd_s
and yeah It’s Chuck NORRIS an not Nuris>.<
feat @art-of-vyrhelle and Fofos =3
´´Hawaii Five-0´´,llega a su Fin este 03 de Abril Hawaii Five-0 10x22 "Aloha" Temporada 10 Episodio 22 Promo (Serie final) - Danny es secuestrado y gravemente herido por la esposa de Wo Fat, quien se encuentra después de que la madre de Steve lo dejó.
´´Hawaii Five-0´´,llega a su Fin este 03 de Abril Hawaii Five-0 10x22 "Aloha" Temporada 10 Episodio 22 Promo (Serie final) - Danny es secuestrado y gravemente herido por la esposa de Wo Fat, quien se encuentra después de que la madre de Steve lo dejó.
Chuck norris is my dnd character he's a crackhead
Chuck norris is my dnd character he's a crackhead
My OC Sole Survivor is a lil' somethin' like this...
Name: Christine Shaw (named after her mother) *Goes by “Shaw” after crawling out of 111 Age (Pre-frozen storage): 24 Looks: 5, 9. Walks with purpose. With all of Her running around and hard work, she’s very fit, if even a bit muscular for a woman of her physical age (like, she could carry a grown man in her arms with little difficulty) Her eyes are blue, light with a dark outter ring, (scares people with her intense glare) Shaw’s hair was very long and dirty blonde when she came out of 111, but shaved the sides of her head, having a long warrior’s wolf tail, with a couple thin braids in it, held with turquoise beads and crow feathers, one small bead is wood, carved from one of Shaun’s letter blocks from his destroyed nursery. Her eyebrows are darker than the rest of her hair, naturally, and they’re well kept, only a single scar on her face from an encounter with her first Deathclaw, coming down her forehead, through her left eyebrow and almost reaching her jawline. She doesn’t wear makeup, doesn’t need it. Shaw is very clean about herself, will take a bath or shower whenever she’s in a hotel, inn or in her house at Santuary. Has good teeth. Road outfit: Vault-Suit, fully upgraded, with tan cowboy boots, fingerless leather gloves and a leather harness to hold many small knives and a not-so-small hunting knife hidden in a sheath on the lower part of the sash part of her harness. Over that, she wore a heavy, leather trench coat. Another belt, around her waist, was an ammo belt with nicely polished, brass rounds for the scoped rifle she carried on her back at almost all times. One both hips she carried two revolvers…one of them was Kellogg’s gun, but both were 45 calibers. Those bullets were lined up on her harness over her chest on the sash. Her PipBoy on her left, dominant arm was well taken care of. Where ever she goes, she always wears her favorite, dark brown cowboy hat with silver and turquoise beads strung around the top. *Shaun is her baby half-brother, not her son (cause fuck canon) *Nate was her father that had Christine with her mother when they were still in high school (they were 16). *After her mother passed away during childbirth, Nate named her after her mother. *Nate eventually joined the industrial work force to help give Christine the life she deserved, as it paid well and he didn’t think he could be a good father, then. *Christine was left with her Grandparents and didn’t see Nate much until she was sixteen, but she adored her father and he treasured her. *Her Grandfather got her into old cowboy movies, with Clint Eastwood and John Wayne, because he never had a daughter and didn’t know what to do…but it worked out better than he though. *Hates dresses! *Loves a good fitting pair of jeans and broken in cowboy boots. *Went to a shooting range with Nate and her Grandfather every weekend (getting better than both of them) until Nate met Christine’s stepmother and they moved WAY north to Santuary Hills outside of Concord. *She has the quick draw skills of a wild west legend. *Prefers distance shots with a sniper rifle though, enjoys the precision of a clean shot like that. *Can hunt like nobody’s business! I’m talkin’ tracking, trap setting, blind building…she can do it all! *Plays cards and has a deadly poker face. *Dogmeat is like the Tanto to her Lone Ranger. *Will actually blow your head off if you hurt her wonderful lil’ dickins of a pup. *Has dogs running around Santuary like a pack that only listens to her. *Somehow found wild horses (calls them Radsteeds; they have cat-like eyes, patchy hair and they eat meat sometimes- cause fallout) *Names her horse “Houston,” even though it’s a mare. *Nick is her #1 fan, says: “Watchin’ you in the wastes is like seein’ an old film come to life. It makes an old bot like me proud to walk with you, Shaw.” *Preston low-key loves her, (ever since she ripped through Raiders and then walked into the room like it was no big deal/super concerned about them) but she knows. *She low-key loves being called “General” by the Minutemen. *She saves Danse from himself. Just walks in, takes his pistol from him and smacks him upside the head with it before shouting at him, “The fact that you feel this way makes you more human than most! But killing yourself is the coward’s way out and the Danse I know would nut.up, not crawl in a hold and die!!! If you ever felt anything, for our friends, for me, you will walk out of that door…because feeling means you’re alive.” She then composed herself and turned on heel, walking out. *Danse meets her outside where she stands with two horses and open arms to comfort him…then, they go back to Santuary Hills for a hot meal and sleep. *Kills Elder Maxson; takes his coat and gun as a trophy. *Piper is her best friend. Just needing some girl time sometimes, you know? *Maccready runs with her the most, follows orders. They flirt shamelessly in combat or intense situations, but they’re just friends. *Shaw rarely drinks, but after huge events, like meeting Shaun’s old and young clone self, she can be found in some kind of rutty, Raider bar, drinking heavily and looking for a fight. *Maccready is usually the one to drag her out…after she expresses some rage… *Loves her cowboy hat to death (literally) *Once when she and Maccready had been captured, by Gunners, the leader took her hat. After they escaped, Shaw refused to leave until she got her hat back…the girl ended up killing every last one of them. *Will fight you if you cat call her. Hancock learned that the hard way… *Will shank a bitch if you get in her way while she’s angry. *Once stared down a Super Mutant and won… *Teaches kids in Santuary how to care for things around the village from the animals to the guns. (Extra credit to the kid who can assemble their rifle the fastest, in the form of a cookie) *Will murder you brutally if she catches you making fun of her for being a Vault-Dweller. *Hates going into Vaults. *Says “son of a dick,” “ass-monkey,” and “yuppie.” (yuppie=city folk) along with other odd sayings. *Has a slight twang in her voice from growing up in Pennsylvania, going to rodeos and such all her life. *A child she finds gives her an old, silver sheriff’s badge…she keeps it in her house so she won’t lose it. *Kills Shaun in the end. Says, “You were my little brother once and I loved you…but now…? You’re just a giant bag of dicks.” She said in monotone as she pulled back the hammer on her revolver. Before he could even make a face at the odd expression, she pulled the trigger…and she was done with it… She had a real family to go home to… *Shaw is a Chuck Norris approved badass
Chuck Norris Jokes: Anime Edition
Death Note
Light wrote Chuck Norris’ name in the Death Note. Thirty seconds later, he suffered a fatal heart attack. Kira’s reign of terror has ended.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to write your name in the Death Note.
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
Chuck Norris was pierced by the Arrow, the Arrow gained a Stand.
Yoshikage Kira tried to turn Chuck Norris into a bomb using Killer Queen. Kira exploded.
Chuck Norris can move in The World’s stopped time.
One Piece
Chuck Norris ate a Devil Fruit and didn’t lose his ability to swim.
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Panty tried to use Chuck Norris’ underwear as a weapon and destroyed half of Daten City. Then she fired it and destroyed the rest.
