I'll Do You One Better! Papa Dragon Lloyd And Smol Hatchling Bby :D

I'll do you one better! Papa dragon Lloyd and smol hatchling bby :D

Imma be real with you guys, I think Lloyd is gonna be a great father when he has a kid one day.

He'd be one of those parents who hover over their children, constantly telling them how much he loves them and that no matter what he's always gonna be by their side. You know, because trauma!

He's in a constant fear that he's gonna be like his father one day; That he's gonna leave his kid to fend for themself in a world that's out to get them.

This fear keeps growing and eventually spills over when his kid accidentally hurts themself.

He finally takes the cue to go and actually fucking talk with someone about his emotions and to talk to his teammates.

Oh, and he would also give candy to his kid. Because he would, don't fight me on this.

(Also, Kai tears up every time he sees Lloyd and his kid because this is the man HE raised, the little gremlin who was stealing candy yesterday. Nya is patting his brother on the back and wiping a tear in the corner of her eye. Jay is full-on sobbing every time he holds Lloyd's kid, Cole is standing behind him, watching him like a hawk so Jay doesn't accidentally drop the poor baby. (He and Kai have battled over who is the best uncle. (Spoiler: it's Zane. )) And Zane is shaking his head and making food for everyone.)

OK we all agree that misako is a shit parent

BUT

Wu ain't that much better than her. This man lets his nephew stay in a school for future gang members and criminals, even though he has the full authority to take him back.

And after getting him back, he puts him in multiple dangerous situations with the other ninjas.

This is not a misako-defending post, I have thoughts on her too. She literally abandoned her kid at said school and decided to fuck off to who the hell knows where and study ancient scrolls. And not ONCE did she think about checking up on her goddamn SON.

Legit, the only semi-decent parental figure Lloyd has is the dude destined to bring doom and destruction wherever he goes.

Said dude risked his life to save his son, literally DIED, and perhaps the only person Lloyd genuinely could look up to.

Come to think of it, lord Garmadon is one of THE best parents in the show. The other being Ed and Edna.

Kai and Nya's parents were kidnapped by a fucking dude, Dr.Julien got down and dirty with death a little after Zane's creation and Cole's dad is a neglectful asshole. Jay is the only one with loving parents.

The bar is so low it's in the realm of the departed, yet they STILL manage to trip over it and dig even deeper.

No wonder these kids are the way they are, I would have ended up in an asylum after the first two traumatic events.

Hades: Poseidon, please stop killing people, I still haven't even finished cleaning up you guy's mess after the Trojan war!

Poseidon: tempting offer

Poseidon: no. *leaves*

Hades: *sighs*

Hades: well, at least it can't get any worse than this.

A voice from the horizon:

"TO THE THUNDERBRINGER~"

Hades:

Hades: oh fuCK YOU-

LMAOOO-

What makes this funnier is that Poseidon canonically has more kids than Zeus 💀✋️

Does this need an explanation

Are we not gonna talk about how the only people that stayed dead in Ninjago were Jay's biological parents and God?

OK cool.

Zeus, after killing every single person on that boat, except his brother's opp: