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This is why I chose Garmasako!
Wusako: No!
Garmasako: Yes!
I only ship Garmasako!,I respect your opinion!
Has this been done yet?
Sorry for being gone. Woah garmadons
Shiro meets garmadon.
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Idk what else to post about shiro atm so have this silly little comic i made of her meeting garmadon— which if you can’t tell went.. horribly.
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>!! Don’t steal my art. Don’t not repost my art without credit or permissions !!
>!! Reblogs are appreciated !!
I said this on twitter but i feel like tumblr needs to hear this as well… Lloyd garmadon looks like a crusty white dog…[affectionate]
“You seem to be the only thing your father cares about.”
I never noticed Lloyd always does a running hug to his dad oh my god
hey so do you ever realise that when lloyd is a child he wears a purple sash to try and emulate his father-
...but then after he becomes the green ninja and saves the day and purifies garmadon from evil his dad starts wearing green in support of him???
now you do :)
Ninjago characters in my style part 9! - Garmadon
Quotes my family has said but it’s ninjago quotes
MAJOR TW FOR DARK HUMOR IN GENERAL! The quotes with these jokes have a TW but you’ve been warned
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Jay: “I dunno man, moms are creatures scientists still have yet to learn all reasonings of.”
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Lloyd: “I don’t see anyone else with snakes on their heads.”
Kai: “That’s because no one is as quirky and different as you.”
Lloyd: Dejected “Oh..”
Kai: “That was a compliment.”
Lloyd: “Oh!”
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Jay: “Then you get a bowl the size of Mt. Everest.”
Cole: “It’s the size of your face.”
Jay: “It’s the size of your brain.”
Cole: “It’s the size of your ego.”
Jay: “Oh…”
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Kai: “Don’t look in the trash can in the upstairs bathroom, there’s no evidence”
Jay: “Now I’m just gonna look in the trash can upstairs”
Goes upstairs and looks in the trash can
Jay: “No evidence huh?”
Door proceeds to shut and the sound of knuckles cracking can be heard
Jay: “Wait a second—“
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Nya: “You can’t have more than half since fudge is too rich.”
Jay: “You can’t have the fudge it’s too expensive.”
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Cole: “Why isn’t this a Disney movie? They sing every five minutes.”
Kai: “Cause the parents are still alive.”
A conversation while watching Rudolph the red nose reindeer
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Jay: "it’s really muggy outside
Nya: if I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn I’m leaving you
Jay: *^proceeds to drink chocolate milk from a bowl^*"
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Jay: and here’s my piggy bank
Lloyd: ooo how much moneys in there ?
Jay: none :(
Lloyd: aww… same
.. TW! Comment about weight
*Having a conversation about who’s pants were who’s*
Zane-“These are definitely yours, Cole.”
Cole-“Idk, Jay’s been putting on some weight recently.”
Jay-*Hysterical laughing* (He wasn’t being mean, it was a joke)
Zane-“This reminds me of that conversation I had with Kai.”
Jay-*More hysterical laughing*
Cole-“Zane, you might wanna get out of the house, sounds like there’s a hyena.”
Jay-*Absolutely dying from laughter*
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Kai: “What, you got a problem with Salisbury steak?”
Lloyd: “Yes.”
Kai: “Understandable.”
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Nya: “THATS WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO YOU OVERBAKED COOKIE”
.. TW! Mention of thr^wing up
Garmadon: “I’m winning us money.”
Lloyd: “Is it working?”
Garmadon: “Well, I won us 5 dollars.”
Lloyd: “Wow, 5 dollars, that’s enough to pay back for the lottery ticket.”
Garmadon: “…go away.”
Lloyd: “AM I WRONG?!”
Garmadon: “..I don’t like you anymore, give me back the fries.”
Lloyd: “I’ll just go and ||puke them back up||, I guess.”
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Garmadon: “Our crappy state is the only state where the gas doesn’t pump itself; we suck.”
.. TW! Ch^king and threats
Kai: “I HOPE YOU TRIP ON A LEGO, SWALLOW IT, FALL INTO A DITCH WHILE CHOKING ROLL INTO THE OCEAN GET STUNG BY JELLYFISH GET EATEN BY A WHALE GET SPAT OUT LIE ON A HOT ABANDONED ISLAND AND DIE”
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Jay: “I use heels cause the leg sleeves are too long.”
Cole: “..the leg sleeves?”
Jay: “Yeah.”
Cole: “YOU MEAN THE PANTS??”
.. TW! Joke about dy1ng
Lloyd: “I wanted 50 bucks for my birthday!”
Kai: “I gave you 50 bucks that you so graciously spent on icecream”
Lloyd: “WHAT BUT YOU TOLD ME TOO-“
Kai: “Happy birthday sweetheart!”
Lloyd: “If this is adult life I’d rather || d1e ||”
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Zane: “Apollo’s kids are like disowning him and he’s standing there taking it being like, ‘What did I do to deserve this?’”
PIXAL: “You were a father.”
This is legitimately one of my favorite headcanons!
This AU was birthed from midnight thoughts about s1 and spiralled from there.
So! AU where Garmadon is like really, really good at videogames and is secretly Lloyd and Jay's rival and neither of the two know it's him.
Thats fair, I was thinking about season 16 garmadon, that wants to be good and happy. Like coming to the realization that you killed your mom would be so horrible. Not to mention the countless others he's killed. The guilt he would go through later would be so bad
So related to @legogeek33 's Oni theory about the types of Oni (Vengeance, Hatred, Deception) and the circulating theory that Mistaké is Garm and Wu's mom
The Oni form markings
The way the markings on their foreheads connect to the eyebrows and swirl in the same directions...
At first I thought they were generic Oni markings, but the only Oni-related thing that has that same swirl is the Mask of Deception
Hmm
Ha
Um
You know that's gonna lower your credit score? By a lot?
Maybe the gang would just accept that and start getting advice from him?
Garmadon: if you take out a loan that big to buy a new motorcycle, the interest amounts to paying the minimum payments for at least 10 years.
I think it’d be funny that when Harumi tries to re-summon Garmadon that she accidentally just ends up summoning Regular Sensei Garmadon TM
Harumi: … and then we can destroy your son!
Sensei Garmadon: oh ya that sounds great but can you give me one sec
Sensei Garmadon furiously dialing 9-1-1: hi hello please help I’m on park avenue on the corner of-
Bonus: Garmadon trying to blend in with the motorcycle gang but his dad senses keep giving him away
Garmadon: yea I hate that luh-loid guy but *leans forward* have you guys ever thought of unionizing because you’ve got a good thing going here and-
Garmadon: yea I’m totally down to destroy ninjago because who hasn’t! But uh have you guys thought of health benefits? At all?
YO WAIT
IF NINJAGO IS GOING BACK TO LONGER EPISODES AGAIN, DO YOU THINK WE COULD GET THE “Previously on Ninjago” BACK TOO?!
the fact that Arin was told to pick a fake name and he went with Dr. Lampshade Floortile
but the fact that Lloyd chose Doyll Donmagar-
Side note: did Lloyd just come up with that right off the bat or was that a name he had floating around from like, his darkly's school days??
I'm not crying, you are...
I love angst! 😄
Now you're just a memory...
Breath in... This feeling... so familiar... the body feels light, completely cleansed of the poison, of all the damned evil that was kept in it. I returned to my old self again, was cleansed of everything terrible, but why ... why did this happen? And then my memory began to recover, the puzzle began to come together again, I remembered everything, the war with the crystal king, the ninjas who fought, and ... SON!
Fully awake, I began to look around for my son, for the one who once again saved all of Ninjago, the one who cleansed me of this curse. Noticing a cluster not far from me, I ran in that direction. There was only one thought in my head "Lloyd live", like a hurricane, it spun. When I got there, I saw what this crowd of people was from. Lloyd.
I saw him lying in a pool of his own blood in his golden armor. Ninja sat around him, calling out his name in turn.
“Lloyd, wake up, please! Don’t you dare die!” shouted that fire boy, tearfully begging Lloyd to wake up. The rest of the cries I no longer heard so clearly, the ringing in my ears became louder and louder, tears began to swaddle my eyes. The ninja, noticing me, moved away from Lloyd.. I sank down, took his body in my arms. His face looked peaceful, as if he was still alive, just asleep. But no, he is dead. And this thought, the realization that he is dead only now reached my brain. At that moment, tears welled up from my eyes, falling uncontrollably onto his face.
He is dead. He is dead. He is dead. He is dead. He is dead. He is dead. He is dead. He is dead. He is dead. He is dead. He is dead. He is dead. He is dead. He is dead. He is dead. He is dead. He is dead. He is dead.
I will never see my son again. I will never be able to thank him again. And at this point, the words "I have no son" that I said popped into my head, worsening the guilt I felt. I held him close to me and quietly sobbed into his shoulder.
I'm sorry son.
I've failed you....
Greetings everyone 🐇
For those who will be asking! :
Use these for Garmadon asks -
💜, 💚, 🖤.
Use any other emoji if you ask me something 😋💗
DO NOT HARASS ME IF I DON'T ANSWER YOUR QUESTION(S) IMMEDIATELY, I HAVE A LIFE ALONG SIDE TUMBLR!
Toodles!
OK we all agree that misako is a shit parent
BUT
Wu ain't that much better than her. This man lets his nephew stay in a school for future gang members and criminals, even though he has the full authority to take him back.
And after getting him back, he puts him in multiple dangerous situations with the other ninjas.
This is not a misako-defending post, I have thoughts on her too. She literally abandoned her kid at said school and decided to fuck off to who the hell knows where and study ancient scrolls. And not ONCE did she think about checking up on her goddamn SON.
Legit, the only semi-decent parental figure Lloyd has is the dude destined to bring doom and destruction wherever he goes.
Said dude risked his life to save his son, literally DIED, and perhaps the only person Lloyd genuinely could look up to.
Come to think of it, lord Garmadon is one of THE best parents in the show. The other being Ed and Edna.
Kai and Nya's parents were kidnapped by a fucking dude, Dr.Julien got down and dirty with death a little after Zane's creation and Cole's dad is a neglectful asshole. Jay is the only one with loving parents.
The bar is so low it's in the realm of the departed, yet they STILL manage to trip over it and dig even deeper.
No wonder these kids are the way they are, I would have ended up in an asylum after the first two traumatic events.