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THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THE NORSE GOD OF MISCHIEF AND THE WHITE WITCH OF NARNIA HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO MARRIED HIPSTER VAMPIRE LOVERS. <3
#when asgard met narnia
THAT "FUCK YEAH!" MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE JADIS AND LOKI GOT MARRIED AND BECAME IMMORTAL VAMPIRE HIPSTER LOVERS.
Tom's vampire fang face tho... Like dude, I love you, but take fucking notes from queen Tilda, why don't you? XD
Adam and Eve as a typical unhappy couple with ignorant man and "naggy" woman:
- Boring
- Sexist
- Straight people bullshit
- Not Subversive at all
Adam and Eve as a healthy couple that have occasional fights but are overall devoted to each other:
- Interesting
- Adorable
- Realistic
- Somewhat accurate to the Bible
there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.
the experience of being the only two on Earth together. The first two on Earth together. The first lovers. The first sinners.
Here's Adam and Eve from the Mandela catalogue! filters are super fun to play with lol
Mormons: actually Eve was right and a girlboss
The Original Sin
I often think the "original sin" was marketing. Think about it. Adam and Eve having been given their marching orders, "You can eat all this great stuff, but don't eat the fruit of this one tree", are immediately greeted by The Salesman who twists God's words and tells them, "No, no, THAT is exactly what you need to do! God knows that you need this! It will make you know all sorts of great things, just like God! And today only, we have free samples already picked of this great little fruit. Step right up and have a bite!" And the rest is history as they say. Marketing. Taking what isn't good for you, what you don't need, and what you can't afford, and making it sound like all that and a plate of chips. Am I right?
"And He cast out Adam: and placed before the Paradise of Pleasure Cherubims, and a flaming sword, turning every way, to keep the way of the Tree of Life."—Gen. 3.24
Adam probably at least TRIED to suck himself off.
You and I are perfect for each other,
never believe anything else.
“The fruit of that forbidden tree, whose mortal taste brought death into the world.”
In Book IX of Paradise Lost, Satan finally overcomes his internal conflict and struggle in seducing Eve to eat from the forbidden tree of knowledge. The fact that the Devil struggles with this seduction is interesting but either way it occurs. The way Satan seduces Eve is by presenting the tree as a gateway to knowledge and truth. This is so interesting especially in the modern day with the theme of the perversion of knowledge. The devil says to her, “Why then was this forbid? Why but to awe; Why but to keep you low and ignorant, His worshippers; he knows that in the day Ye eat thereof, your eyes that seem so clear, Yet are but dim, shall perfectly be then Open’d and clear’d, and ye shall be as gods.” Humanity has always found our power to be on par with God, but that’s probably never for the best. Satan appeals to that part of humanity, and in that Eve takes a bite. And so Paradise is lost.
Leonard, John 1940-, and John Milton. Paradise Lost (Book IX). Penguin Books, 2000.
But What of Eve?
Adam x Fem!Reader x Lucifer
Platonic Angel Dust x Fem!Reader
Summary: Reader is Eve. After she eats the apple (and I don’t know the full story so some things might be a little off) and she is betrayed by both of those she held dear, she is sent down to hell where she gains a demon form and a few new powers.
Warning: Angst
I think this song fits the story well
-Living in a world where you were the cause of it’s torture was certainly not Eve’s Y/N’s dream.
-She was supposed to populate the earth, being Adam’s oh so loving wife and serve heaven.
-That was until Lucifer came, enticing her with the apple under false pretense of love (well she considered it to be platonic, but him? not so much) as well as the ideals of free will.
-So she ate it. Well she took one measley bite and everything went to well… hell.
-Adam despised her, claiming she cheated on him and that she was unfaithful to him and their purpose.
-She begged to stay and fulfill the purpose but she was tossed aside and replaced by a woman called Lilith.
-Eve was tossed into heaven. Her pure energy coating her, transforming her into a demon like persona.
-Now having black wings against her back as black horns protruded out of her head. She maintained a rather human like appearance compared to others in hell, that was getting increasingly more populated.
-Once Lucifer and Lilith were cast down as rulers, she made sure they wouldn’t even get a mere idea that she was living there as well.
-She even changed her name. determining Y/N was a better fit, someone who wasn’t going to be ruled by heaven or hells ideals of greater purposes. After all what had heaven it this glorious purpose done for her?
-Adam admittedly looked for her when he arrived in heaven. Lucifer having mentioned to him about how he lied about everything, at least about the fact that she returned his feelings part, and blamed Adam casting his own wife out.
-Adam figured there was no soul more pure than hers but with the apple the higher ups of heaven determined she wouldn’t not be fit for it. Or they just didn’t want their mistakes out.
-Y/N lived in a small apartment, her powers that were ingrained into her when she fell allowed her to… persuade people. If she pushed her power out just a little bit people would do whatever she said or heal herself or others. She didn’t want to steal from people but you can’t exactly get a job in hell when trying to remain low profile.
-After thousands of hers she did eventually meet a friend. Angel Dust.
-She had been walking around a less populated area and spotted him in an alleyway, leaned against the wall with a look of pain on his face.
-Y/N approached cautiously, which of course he noticed. Even in his pain ridden state.
-She questioned nicely if she could help and he swore that he saw a halo floating above her head at that moment, but that might’ve been the blood loss (and no it wasn’t actually a halo but the idea of someone caring for him wasn’t a common occurrence)
-Right now it was between dying alone in an alley way or letting some supposedly kind stranger help him. He was always a sucker for people who reminded him of his sister so he said yes.
-Y/N smiles slightly as a purple glow fell from her hand. Angel felt his wounds close up and the blood almost felt like it was flowing back into his body. He usually was high but he was sober enough after living at the hotel for awhile to know that it wasn’t a trick of the eye.
-That started their budding friendship. They would go shopping and he sometimes would go to her apartment to get patched up, watch tv, or just have a gossip session.
-That was until extermination day approached.
-At the request of his friend, Angel didn’t tell the people of the hotel about her powers or about who she was. She had told him one night on a whim as he explained his situation with Valentino. If he would tell Y/N all of this she didn’t feel it right to hide a secret like this. And she trusted him.
-But after Alastor’s shield was taken down and Adam began to attack Charlie, he couldn’t help but call out of fear.
-Y/N got his call and a part of her wished to pretend he didn’t say it. Pretend that Adam wasn’t in hell and that Lucifer was locked away in his castle. Which he was, but not for long.
-But after being alive this long maybe it was time to fight for something she wanted, and that was to keep her best friend (well more so older brother even if he was younger) and his friends safe. So to the hotel she went.
-Lucifer and Adam were fighting on the roof top, well more so above the roof top, of the hotel. Lucifer was winning as he shifted from one form to the next as he bragged about taking both of Adam’s ex-wives, although now with Charlie, he did have some regrets.
-Conveniently that’s when Y/N showed up.
-Angel had lit up at the sight of her, albeit some worry, and rushed her over asking if she needed a weapon. But she held up a sword made of angelic steal (which she wasn’t planning on using) and walked up to the roof.
-“Really Lucifer? More of these lies?” She called out and both of the men froze what they were doing at her voice and saw her standing there. The horns and wings being the only difference from their earth’s Eve.
-They both were shocked and Adam flew at her slowly as she backed away with a look of slight despair on her face. She wanted to protect Angel and his friends, but she wouldn’t kill. All these years in hell hasn’t changed that.
-“You’re here.” Adam spoke in awe as he reached a hand out but she moved his hand away. Lucifer didn’t know what to do.
-He did love her, more so then he loved Lilith, but he wasn’t ready to stand up for what he believed in nor was he ready to be deemed an outcast. So he was a coward and let her take the fall (get it the fall?)
-The two angels stood in front of her, it was like time had fallen still. The exterminador angels still continued to fight but were quickly losing as the loss of instruction from Adam and Lute (who Vaggie temporarily benched)
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“Eve-“ Adam spoke but she held up a hand to silence him and remarkably he did.
“It’s Y/N now. Now please, call off the attack and leave. I’ve had enough of this for a lifetime.” Y/N spoke as she motioned to the area around her, so full of hatred and seeping with heavens lies of virtue.
Lucifer was the next one to step forward, tears slightly gathered in his eyes but he worked to push them away.
“You’ve been here the entire time? Why didn’t you-“ he began but was cut off as she scoffed in disbelief.
“After what happened? You left me to die Lucifer. Standing by as they cast me from heaven under false pretenses that you created. I was just a game to you! Someone you could test.” She took a step forward as she looked into his eyes, he could feel the hurt radiating off her in waves. Then she turned towards Adam who took a step back at the look in her eyes.
“And you! You were my husband, even if we weren’t the only ones on earth, I would’ve chosen you time and time again. Just because I wanted to taste freedom didn’t mean that I was any less faithful. I never did anything to make you think otherwise.” Y/N finished and the two men looked away ashamed at what they’ve done in their life and past lives. Even as time went on regret filled them, and seeing her standing before them made it feel like it was all happening again.
“So Adam” Y/N began and they felt her voice amplifying through their veins and taking residence in their heads but only Adam would follow the next request. “Take your angels and little pet Lute, and get out of here.” Her voice remained steady as his eyes clouded over before calling off his fleet of angels, opening a portal signaling them to return to heaven.
They filed back through the portal, even Lute who hovered at the entrance of it, holding her arm as she watched Adam stand there.
“I hope that you are fulfilled with what you guys have done. That includes you Lucifer. Now go.” At the end of the sentence a tear falls and she watched as Adam reluctantly goes back to heaven, his body not allowing him to do anything but.
Lucifer stood there silently, accepting that things would never be like they used to. Their talks of all his creations and watching the sun as the earth lit up each and every morning without fail.
“My job here is done.” Y/N walked away as she made her way back downstairs to check on Angel. But her wrist was grabbed.
“I’m so sorry. I know nothing can ever make up for what I’ve done. I’ve changed I swear I have. I realized how badly I treated you and I could never live it down. It was one of my greatest mistakes.” He wanted to say that he was in a fit of jealously, that she was binder to Adam and not him but he decided to keep that to himself knowing it wasn’t an excuse.
She looked at him sadly and her heart swelled knowing this was better than anything he could’ve said. All she ever hoped for was that one day he’d realize what he’d done and here he was, admitting it to her face.
“I’m happy for you Lucifer. Truly.”
It took her walking away and checking on Angel before he came to his senses and went after her, but by the time he was there she was gone.
Just a name in the wind as he called out to her
He could feel the remnants of her presence floating in the air around him, the idea that she is so close but yet so far tore at his heart.
But she wasn’t there to make him feel better about what happened or get revenge. She was there for herself.
Because now she felt accomplished. Y/N needed to share her side of the story and see if they seemed to regret what they’ve done and not revel in the fact they destroyed her life. (Forgoing Lucifer bringing it up in the fight)
All she wanted to see was Angels change their ways, and they did.
They truly did.
Now it was time to find her purpose.
TOGACHAKO + ADAM AND EVE PARREL OMG!! (I am not delusional)
Uraraka being Adam the first (wo)men created ever, Horikoshi has stated during Jump Festa 2022 that "Toga was a character created specifically for Ochako, and I've developed Ochako to match Toga". like how God took a rib from Adam to create Eve to match him, Toga eats the apple (or the fruit whatever it was) like eve, and they both gained a new perspective, Eve realized everything while Toga realized most heroes don't see villains as humans (AM I COOKED - OR AM I COOKING???)
Toga tries to make Uraraka see the same and sooner than later, Uraraka eats the apple (she's realizes toga's perspective), if you're into DOOMED yuri. Switch the roles, Deku is the first man and uraraka is his girl, The snake (TOGA) convinces Uraraka to eat the apple (she her perspective) and Uraraka convinces Deku to do the same BOOM
