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funny how sotha sil dislikes lorkhan (boo hoo nirn is flawed) yet he managed to repeat his fate almost 1 to 1 a) used his own power/life essence to build a new world b) made lorkhan's heart 2.0 to power it c) was killed by a fellow god who wasn't happy about losing their divinity
Oh no! After being convinced to go out carousing with Sheogorath "just like old times", Akatosh accidentally made this day 23 hours long instead of 24. Hopefully Akatosh will realize his mistake and return this missing hour to us later in the year.
Akatosh vs Mad Tea party
The scene in MARY POPPINS where they visit uncle Albert.
Except it’s Akatosh with HOK (or Dragonborn) and Martin and Bert and Uncle Albert are Sam Guevene and Uncle Sheo.
Akatosh does not approve.
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SHEO and SANGUINE: We love to laugh, loud and long and clear! We love to laugh so everybody can hear!
HOK+ MARTIN: YAY! SO DOPE! WE LOVE TO LAUGH! Let’s laugh ourselves flying! Let’s get as high as these guys are!
Akatosh: Oh no U don’t >:(
I ship it 2! What do you call Sheo/Akatosh ship?
It could be Madragon but Akatosh is sort of already mad lore-wise.
Sheo-tosh? Akagorath?
*Akatosh exist*
Sheogorath:
"Akatosh cannot be conquered, defeated, or subdued—and neither can those who believe in and honor the Dragon God. This is the Dragon God's indomitable quality."
--Excerpt from Worship of the Dragon God
For Akatosh. Considering starting a Skyrim Gods series of these
Sheogorath to DragonDaddyXoXo: Daddy sent me your dick pick. I'm bored
Sheogorath to DragonDaddyXOXO: You are so mean to meeee you dont want me to run away into other Daedra's arms arent you?
Sheogorath to DragonDaddyXoXo: Daddy sent me your dick pick. I'm bored
Sheogorath to DragonDaddyXOXO: wHAT iF i WanNA TeSt YOu anYway?
Sheogorath to DragonDaddyXoXo: Daddy sent me your dick pick. I'm bored
Sheogorath to DragonDaddyXOXO: OH YESS SENT ME HOTTER GIF PLEASE! Maybe you can take a break from the meeting and go the nearest bathroom and then sent me something more fun??? Pleasee I'm dying from boredomeeee
Sheogorath to DragonDaddyXoXo: Daddy sent me your dick pick. I'm bored
He keep throwing dragon eggs and sees which dragon or dragonborn that can fix the messes especially one that was caused by Alduin
Akatosh solution to fix the world messes is to keep making more children and throw them into the mortal realm to see what stick
Man I'm really simping that dragon god of time, maybe its just me but i fucking love golden dragon also I often sees his elven or human like form as a really hot olden gentleman... Watching Akatosh in Oblivion revived my love for kaiju as well. He's so badasss and just ahbdhubuduwudiqkqkhdi.... Perfection
Akatosh in 4K and Oblivion
Maaannn watching Ghidorah in all of his (their) glory made me realize that we really need to see Akatosh in HD/4K WE HAVE SEEN Daedric Princes in ESO even Dagon and Bal. I felt robbed that we have not yet seen Akatosh in HD/4K majestic glory.
Ghidorah is the closest thing that I can compare with the Dragon God of Time, I know there's Skyblivion project but its still not finished yet, hopefully we will be able to see Dagon vs Akatosh battle in the HD/4K resolution...
FUCCCCCCK Imagine if its THAT is what Dagon sees
*Akatosh seeing an Argonian for the first time*
"A-Are you mine? But I don't remember hatching another egg?!"
Akatosh is The Godfather, because he's both a God and a father. He's the capo tutti di capi of all Gods