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HERE, Take some filler WIP Lams sketches.
*yeets bad art and illegible handwriting but it's okay because dead himbos*
Anygays, tag time
Yo y'all mutuals I wanna feed y'all some historical lams art but idk what to make GIMME IDEAS NOWWWWWWW
I'm like 99.9999% I'm interpreting this weirdly and wrongly but uh I read somewhere that Du Ponceau would basically monitor every conversation the baron had with a woman and assuming they're lovers by the way that's just SO, SO FUNNY TO ME like bro he's not gonna hit on her you're in good hands this is the gayest man ever like 😭😭🤧🤧
To be fair this was also the "pretty young French secretary" and "plaything" website, so this isn't an 100% confirmed phenomenon, but if it is, c u t e.
Anygays.
Du Ponceau: I'm nearsighted, which basically means I can only see objects right in front of my face.
Von Steuben: Oh! *Bucks hips* Good to know.
Lee: You look like someone who knows the zodiac signs
Von Steuben: Yeah, and you look like a fuckin Aquarius.
Lee: ?!?!?!?!?!?
"Give me more trashy Von Steuben sketches!!!" - No one ever
(uhhh in case you can't tell I FATALLY messed up the mouth and just gave up. Also, I SWEAR TO GOD IT LOOKS OKAY IN PERSON BUT MY HANDS ARE WAY TOO SHAKY. DW I know you all wanted MOAR crusty deleterious art anygays.)
ANygaySSSS, TAGS!!!
Can someone PLEASE tell me why @the-real-azor is so underrated?
https://www.tumblr.com/the-real-azor?source=share
FR. I EVEN WRITE SOME!
Follow my Wattpad @LiveLaughLams, if you're into that.
EVERY AMREV ADDICT, REBLOG WITH YOUR WATTPAD USER!
my professional opinion on every hamilton ship i have seen in this accursed media
starting with the ogs and working down to the quote unquote rarepairs.
hamliza: 7/10 obviously didn’t uh. go very well! they’re domestic and cute and i never have any opinions on canon ships because they’re explained in the og media yk 😭
lams: 6/10 what kind of a name is lams. anyways i could probably make an entire post about this pairing and how much i actually enjoy it but how mischaracterized and ruined theyve been… as a concept theyre great but the fanon interpretation sucks im sorry
mullete i think its called: 5/10 WOW these names are bad. its mid. i don’t mind it. idc. dont love it don’t have any problems with it either. 100 percent grey area.
jamilton: 4/10 i just don’t like enemies to lovers it’s just a preference i’m sure it’s actually fine. jamilton lovers always have the best art so its fine
jeffmads: 8/10 this. has problems. as all things do. however i love their dynamic and they act like an old married couple. james following thomas everywhere and being pathetic is frankly hilarious. took off points for the fact they might actually be funnier platonically
jamilmads: 4/10 this feels like jamilton fans realizing jeffmads actually kind of makes sense and adding james for no reason
hamburr: 2/10 get away from me. get away foul beasts 🤺 (i think its like a 4 in reality but the fans are off the rails)
literally anyone/peggy: 2/10 whether it be lafayette, laurens, whoever i don’t see it. she’s just besties with everyone leave her alone
angelica/hamilton: 4/10 angelica girl your standards should be so much higher. yeah i don’t like this one
revolutionary polyamory: 4/10 this is referring to hamilton laurens laf and herc i believe. its ok. i dont rly like it. its eh.
washington/anyone: 1/10 HES THEIR DAD LEAVE HIM BE
lafferson: 3/10 daveed diggs squared. it makes me giggle a little bit other than that no emotions but hate
mariliza: 2/10 i really hate the trope of shipping two canon love interests with each other it makes no sense
hamilmads: no rating bc this one is just confusing to me wtf.
philidosia: 9/10 i am so biased on this one. so very biased. this was my otp back in the day. everything was about them. save me dear theodosia szin animatic. theyre my everything. the angst possibilities are insane and i love it. docked off one point just because of fanon interpretation, i have a very specific dynamic in my head and it is NOT that
https://www.wattpad.com/1443622609?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_published&wp_page=create_on_publish&wp_uname=LiveLaughLams
COULD IT BE!? ME ACTUALLY FINISHING THE SHIT I WRITE?!
Yep. Ik, 🫨!!!
Shocking. Go check out some crappy historical lams made by none other than livelaughlovelams.
When they say they're a historical Lams shipper but they aren't following
@depressedrevolutionariesinlove @john-laurens @ashlamsms @unicornsaures @lams-is-canon
(I'll do more later-)
haha today I found out about this silly lil thing called Washingclark and I am in love and invested and Jon is my new SKRUNKLY wet kitten.
(I think I spelled that right???)
@binch-i-might-be
Random: Is there a woman waiting for you back at home?
Von Steuben: HAH! Bold of you to assume I have a home in the first place.
Hiya!
Today my friends would not stop yapping about how much my art sucks, and how much they hate my style and allat. So what did I do as therapy? DRAW LAFAYETTE! It's missing some minor details BC I was just bored, but yayayayay!!!!!!
Enjoy sum bad art :P FT. My failed attempt at vigorously studying side profiles!1!1 I guarantee you I'll come back later and cringe at this, just you wait.
FEATURING: MY SHAKY HANDS!!!!!
(It looks better in person once again I swear on LAFFY'S grave I just can't take pics and my camera quality sucks and my hands won't stop shaky dgakyy
This is closer to my angle :P
👍👍👍
GUYS. NOW!!!
ITS TOMORROW
(also, I'ma just @ all some people who might care :>)
@hammyham-o-o @johnlaurensstuff @johnlaurenstheturtlelover @johnlaurensgayass @johnlaurensadmirer-johnsenpaiowo @johnlaurensdeservesbetter
ILY HAMMYHAM-O-O 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🧡
ah fuck man can I have some of that uhmmm
*checks notes*
fried manumission abolitionist
fried bastard orphan
fried obnoxious and disliked congressman
fried baronussy wussy
fried crossdressing sailor
fried trans French diplomat
fried Philadelphia lawyer and certified twink
fried terrible queen
fried slave owning redhead
fried mini french aristocrat
fried VERY mini former president
fried tired commander-in-chief
fried fairly normal president
Aw cool, thanks dawg.
hey man i took your blorbo and scrambled him in a bowl. yeah he's on the pan now. yeag i added some seasoning. yeah im eating him now
GUESS WHAT!?
In 2 days ..
DU PONCEAU'S BIRTHDAY!!!! THE COUNTDOWN HAS BEGUN OMG
(there's been A LOT of Du Ponceau on my acc lately-)
Happy pride my lovely skrunklies I'm writing a TV show on the amrev gays mostly lams and my mom owns a publishing company so it might become a thing you're welcome
IMPORTANT!!!!
TOMORROW, JUNE 3RD, IS THE BIRTHDAY OF PIERRE-ETIÉNNE/PETER-STEPHEN DU PONCEAU!!!!
DU PONCEAU WAS A FRENCH-AMERICAN LINGUIST AND LAWYER, AS WELL AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE AMERICAN PHILOSOPHICAL SOCIETY!!! HE WAS THE FIRST MAJOR WESTERN LINGUIST TO STUDY ASIAN AND INDIGENOUS LANGUAGES, AND EVEN COINED TWO MAJOR LINGUISTIC TERMS STILL USED TODAY!!! DU PONCEAU WAS ALSO HEAVILY SPECULATED TO HAVE BEEN BISEXUAL, AND TOMORROW IS BISEXUAL PRIDE DAY!!! EVERYONE TOLD HIM TO WRITE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, BUT HE DIDNT, BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WASNT WORTH REMEMBERING!!! LETS SHOW HIM THAT HE WAS!!!!
Reblog this to show pretty boy that he was so worth remembering.
When I said "lol maybe Laurens has his cravat up that high to hide hickeys from Hamilton" I was half-joking, but...
ACTUALLY...
And even from the Hamilton musical...
OKAY IM WRITING A FIC ABOUT THIS RIGHT BLOODY NOW.
This is literally everything I do...
YEAH NO THIS IS A WEIRD FANDOM, HUH?
Once again, I heartily agree with you, mah friend. HUZZAH!
Think about it
If you think about it… AmRev is really a messed up fandom.
We hyper fixate on dead dudes, sometimes simp for them even, and adopt some as our children.
We even ship them and research a crap ton out of their personal lives. I mean- do you get how creepy that is??? Imagine 200 years from now a bunch of people going crazy over something stupid we wrote on Tumblr and citing it proof on our sexuality or something! Like what if we’re wrong and two guys were actually just really close bros?? Imagine how awkward they’re feeling in heaven then!
And we make memes about them.
And we make accounts pretending to be them.
And we bully them affectionately and care about them more than some people that are actually living.
We give them nicknames. We want to love and protect some and beat the crap out of others.
And we draw fan art of them. Sometimes really suggestive fan art.
We also write stories about them. Some really explicit, some just really weird, and some even in the modern world.
On top of all that, we go batshit crazy whenever we find a twenty year old movie that takes place in our time frame. And we’re geeks over a kid’s cartoon, an AMC tv show of dubious accuracy, and are pretty much the backbone for a fifty year old musical fandom.
Like bros - wtf even is this fandom????
LAFAYETTE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
Text: can't believe Lafayette would chop off all his hair. WHAT!? Marquis, I'll never forgive you. Your actions have an effect on others. So we can't share hair ribbons anymore? No cute updos? It's just Laurens and I alone. We're depressed.
HAHHA I LOVE IT-