And To Make Sure We Dont Get Weird Looks By Other Authors - Tumblr Posts
Ah all the weird shit we have to search to not look like fool

[Image ID: A photo of an 11oz black coffee mug with a custom design in white lineart and hand-lettered text. It says "Dear FBI" in large print over art of an Internet search bar with suggested previous searches below. The text in the search bar says "I'm A Writer I Swear" in all caps, and the previous searches read "detect gps tracker on car," "arsenic lethal dose," and "black market prices for..." with the rest of the text cut off. End ID.]
Lines printed up great on this one! The text came out nice and clear.
Writing research got you looking sketchy lately? Throw the Feds off your trail by also buying this. Guaranteed to not get you investigated for your weird search history. Probably. ...Well, it won't hurt.
(Maybe you should get a VPN in any case.)
The design prints up on both sides, to be fair to the lefties for once. All my mugs do.
Dear FBI, I'm A Writer I Swear <- get yours!