Writer Humor - Tumblr Posts
Ah all the weird shit we have to search to not look like fool
[Image ID: A photo of an 11oz black coffee mug with a custom design in white lineart and hand-lettered text. It says "Dear FBI" in large print over art of an Internet search bar with suggested previous searches below. The text in the search bar says "I'm A Writer I Swear" in all caps, and the previous searches read "detect gps tracker on car," "arsenic lethal dose," and "black market prices for..." with the rest of the text cut off. End ID.]
Lines printed up great on this one! The text came out nice and clear.
Writing research got you looking sketchy lately? Throw the Feds off your trail by also buying this. Guaranteed to not get you investigated for your weird search history. Probably. ...Well, it won't hurt.
(Maybe you should get a VPN in any case.)
The design prints up on both sides, to be fair to the lefties for once. All my mugs do.
Dear FBI, I'm A Writer I Swear <- get yours!
But the scenes!
WHO NEEDS MIDDLE BITS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ✨ 𝒔 𝒄 𝒆 𝒏 𝒆 𝒔 ✨
the darkest depths of my writer brain to me 😜
being a writer with writer friends is just:
writer: *unhinged idea*
writer friend: *encourages unhinged idea*
writer: 😈
writer friend: 😈
Writeblr/Fanfiction/Tumblr Introduction!
Hello, Writeblr & FanFiction community! You may call me Evie or Coven (a nickname my friends gave me that’s from my Gamertag), my pronouns are she/her, and I’m from the United States–Chicago specifically. I used to write a lot of fanfiction on Fanfiction.net before A03 was a thing. I’ve had an RP blog for Damon Salvatore for 12yrs that has over 19k followers.
I decided to bring my old Fanfiction from fanfiction.net and my new material to Tumblr. I will have a Patreon/use Post+ for my fanfiction series. While I do love to write, I don’t do this full time, and by using Patreon/Post+, it will not only keep me accountable but will allow me to create more content for you all.
Aside from writing, I’m in an axe-throwing league, and I enjoy going out and exploring not only my city but the outdoors, whether it be camping or hiking. I also have a few small businesses that I run as well as my full-time job.
THIS BLOG
I want to focus on reading and reblogging other people’s work as well as commenting. So if you see me reblog someone’s work, I’ve read it and will leave a nice comment/review on it.
I may also give you all excerpts/ask for your opinion on my current WIP novel.
I'll also post mood boards for stories, poems, and novels I'm writing
You'll also see writer memes/humor posts as well
WHAT I WRITE
My original stories are mostly paranormal and/or horror, with a splash of romance in some.
Poetry, but I won’t post those on here I’m in the process of making books out of my poems
Fantasy, fanfiction (duh, lol), romance, paranormal, horror, etc.
First things first, these are the current fandoms and characters I write.
Fandoms
Supernatural
Smallville
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Lucifer (Netflix series)
Witcher (Netflix series)
Stranger Things
The Vampire Diaries
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
True Blood
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Characters
Dean Winchester
Sam Winchester
Clark Kent
Chloe Sullivan
Lois Lane
Eddie Munson
Steve Harrington
Lucifer Morningstar
Damon Salvatore
Caroline Forbes
Spike (from Buffy)
Zuko
Katara
Bucky/Winter Soldier
The Witcher/White Wolf
TAGGED LIST
If you'd like to be tagged in posts for a specific fandom or character, please fill out this form here, and you'll be alerted when I upload a post that you want to be tagged in.
#MAYHEMFLASHMONDAYS*
Every Monday, I will upload what is called flash fiction. Flash Fiction are short fiction stories only 50-75 words long. Someone will be original, and some will be fandom based. You may send me one-word prompts for #MayhemFlashMondays.
#FANFICTIONFRIDAYS
Third, I upload drabbles such as Imagines, What It's Like ______, and POV posts every day of the week. But longer stories will be uploaded on what I'm calling #FanFictionFridays.
#WICKEDWEDNESDAYS
Once a month, the third Wednesday in each month will be what I call #WickedWednesdays, and smutty stories will be uploaded then. Our first one will happen in October, so send me smutty prompts/ideas to my inbox here! The official tag will be #CovensWickedWednesdays
I’ll be honest, not sure if there’s another writer that has already started #fanfictionfridays or #wickedwednesdays, and if there is, I’m sorry! I couldn’t find anyone doing it when I was researching these ideas. If you know of someone else using those exact tags/ideas, please let me know, and I’ll brainstorm a new tag for those days.
#SIXSUNDAYS*
On Sundays, I will upload six-word sentences. Each six-word sentence is built to tell a complete story. You may send me one-word prompts for #SixSundays
Please do NOT interact if:
You're a minor
You support MAPs or zoos
You sexualize minors. All of my characters will be 18+. For my ATLA fanfic, those characters have been aged up to the ages of 22-24 since they are older in Korra.
You're a TERF
You're homophobic/transphobic
You're racist or bigoted in any other way
*both Flash Fiction and Six Word Sentences are writing exercises designed to get writers thinking creatively before a writing session.
Works In Progress
This is my current list of stories I'm working on. Want to add to my list? Send me a prompt! Oneshots In Progress
Human Wreckage (Supernatural x The Vampire Diaries) - AU apocalypse universe. Endverse Dean has a Salvatore brother and other vampires/creatures fighting on his side against the humans that are infected with the demonic virus.
Need to be Saved (Dean x Reader) - Dean has something to tell you. You need to be saved. (request)
How Did I Miss It? (Eddie x Reader) - Eddie asks y/n how he missed she was in love with him.
How Did I Miss It? (Bucky x Reader) - Bucky asks y/n how he missed she was in love with him.
The Slushie Incident (Eddie x Reader) - Girls are red, and boys are blue. No making purple at chu–. What? You never said anything about tongues. {Inspired by a TikTok sound}
Play with Me (Lucifer x Reader) - Lucifer decides to push the reader out of their comfort zone by taking them to a kink party. NSFW
For Breakfast (Damon x Reader x Stefan) - Stefan walks into the kitchen to find Damon eating you out on the kitchen table for breakfast.
Series In Progress
For Whom the Bells Tolls (Eddie x OC/Reader) - Reader moves to Hawkins in 1986 and gets a job at the laundromat. Eddie comes into the laundromat, and they become friends. Chapter 1 release date: September 23, 2022 | Total Chapters Undecided
Yep, 100% accurate lol :P https://archiveofourown.org/users/l_P_o_R_v_2_e_4 ( If anyone wants to run with that teddy bear prompt that is fine by me! Just drop me a link to the story so I can enjoy reading it! )
i wanna make a book with upside cover.
a 100% normal book - the cover is just upside down
just to mess with the public's brain
the worst thing about house of leaves is how Stupid I look reading it in public lmao. yes I know I’m holding the book upside down and turning it in circles