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caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes
You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

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make them stop pleeeease
Who else just loves the consept of air bags like it's a safety instant marshmello your car goes go wo oh did I just go cronch And stop instantly going 70 time to deploy INSTANT SAFETY MARSHMELLO so you don't bonk your head on the stearing wheel and friking die wak.

Old Testament (rare) nail bat 1d4 bludgeoning + 1d4 piercing (versatile) 1d6 bludgeoning + 1d4 piercing Made by a low income paladin, this large club covered with holy scriptures, talismans, and nails pack a mean punch, it is useable as a holy symbol and does a bonus 1d6 radiant damage to undead and fiends
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