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does anyone else keep a quote book in their notes?

In mine I just write the quote with absolutely no context no name no nothing and going through them is like my absolute favorite pastime so I’m gonna share some of my favorites in no particular order.

“SO YOU PISSED IN A PUMPKIN?”

“Winner winner chicken dinner, it was porn.”

“Hold on, soup moment.”

“You are my personal compost bin and eat my daily banana peels.”

“Call me when you have naked statues in your yard.”

“What’s a bronie? A brown pony??”

“YOU’RE THE APPENDAGE.”

“He’s spiritually Canadian.”

“Don’t question the artistic choices of Soulja Boi.”

“I’ll make it sit in the idea jacuzzi.”

“2% skin milk.”

“I announce when I have to shit, you don’t shit. We are not the same.”