Bungou Stray Dogs Memes - Tumblr Posts

damn what an uno reverse card moment (credits to @scalpel-mom-mori for the inspo and text post!)

i only intended to drew scrunkly jouno cat....  [ as always, reblogs are much appreciated! ☆ ]

original meme below the cut! (and an added bonus)

as a treat for opening the keep reading cut, i offer the initial meme doodle i did....

this feels like a meme template... what would you put in atsushi’s bowl?

bonus reaction meme under the cut!

a little shitpost based on a conversation my mutuals had

How to comfort a person (Tutorial by Akutagawa)

Step one: Sit next to then

Step two: Poke them to death

Bungou Stray Dogs as Troubled Birds, part 3/3

Bungou Stray Dogs as Screenshots of Despair, pt. 1

Bungou Stray Dogs as some of my favorite Epithet Erased quotes:

Dazai: Mano a mano! Pistol to pistol! Ugly rat man vs the... grossest face I can make while fighting!

Fyodor: You know, I do have feelings.

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Atsushi: He's trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke's on him! I've never been secure in my life! And I'm not about to start now!

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Kunikda: I promised I'd work myself to death by the age of 35! Anything less means I wasn't trying hard enough!

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Tachihara: Listen here, Mr. Assassin-

Gin: Miss.

Tachihara: Oh! O-oh my gosh, I am SO sorry.

Gin: It's quite alright! Please, continue with your threat.

Tachihara: Oh, right. Thank you.

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Kyouka: I wish my mom was a ghost. She's just dead.

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Dazai: Aww, c'mon man! Be cool.

Kunikida: Everyone knows the coolest thing to be... is an upright citizen.

Dazai: LAAAAME!

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Akutagawa: (regarding Atsushi passing out) Did he just pass out from the shock? What a weenie. Half of my bones are broken and you don't hear me complaining!...much.

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Kouyou: [The woman steps forward and unsheathes a real ass, goddamn sword and points it at them.]

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Chuuya: How did you manage to crash my car in the TEN MINUTES I was gone?!

Dazai: I don't know, man! It's not my fault!

Chuuya: Dude, you've crashed five cars in the same year? I think you're the common denominator at that point!

Dazai: (whining) THE ROAD WAS WIGGLY!!

if you don’t think that kajii subsists entirely off of these (and other lemon-flavored energy drinks) then you’re wrong. i’m sorry but it’s true

Tachizaki Incorrect Quotes

they’re so underrated but i love them

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Tanizaki: Is something burning?

Tachihara, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Tanizaki: Tachihara, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Tachihara: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Tanizaki: Only if you also don't ask why.

Tanizaki: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag*

Tachihara: ...

Tachihara, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Tachihara: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Tanizaki: What did you do?!

Tachihara: NOBODY DIED!

Tanizaki: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Tachihara: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Tanizaki: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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Tachihara: What the fuck.

Tachihara: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.

Tachihara: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

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Tanizaki: How the hell are you still alive?

Tachihara: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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Tanizaki: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Tachihara: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Tanizaki: Th-that's not how that works-

Bungou Stray Dogs as Screenshots of Despair, pt. 2

Bungou Stray Dogs as Screenshots of Despair, pt. 3

Bungou Stray Dogs as Deleted Wikipedia Articles with Freaky Titles, pt. 1

Bungou Stray Dogs as Deleted Wikipedia Articles with Freaky Titles, pt. 2

Bungou Stray Dogs as Deleted Wikipedia Articles with Freaky Titles, pt. 3

Bungou Stray Dogs as Deleted Wikipedia Articles with Freaky Titles, pt. 4 (The Guild!)

Bungou Stray Dogs as popular shitposts, pt. 1 (I made some of these at different times, so sorry for the varying quality)

posting this separately too: Double Black [15] burning down a Cracker Barrel, 2022, colorized. (original post)

Bungou Stray Dogs as popular shitposts, pt. 2