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Whenever candace cant gossip to stacy about anything (her bf) and phineas and ferb weren’t making something sensless
Candace would instead talk to them-
Phineas of course continuing the conversation so Candace didn’t feel like she was talking to a wall
They’re..shall i say..gossip buddys?
How did I gaslight myself into thinking Jeramy wasn’t inlove with Candace- he might even be MORE inlove with Candace tbh
Have you seen my fangs?
Tag yourself: Modern monsters.
Vampire: Black leather jackets and sunglasses, night owl, blood-red lipstick and black eye shadow, deep kisses, mysterious, is a picky eater, intelligent and witty, buys old stuff for “the aesthetic”, wants to see the world, is a wine-person, can do a perfect snarl, eye-rolls at stupid people.
Werewolf: Long and colourfull nails, loves puppies, eat a lot of meat, playful, is athletic, protec and attac, can’t do math, is sweet and lovable, hoodies and running shoes, loves to cuttle, always knows when the next full moon is.
Siren: Coloured hair, wears skirts and dresses, swims at night, shiny highlighter, doesn’t wear shoes, seduces people with her songs, eyes as deep as the ocean, shallow kisses, laughs at her own jokes, sings in the shower, likes the stars, collect crystals and seashells.
Zombie: Wears statement t-shirts, mixes food together, can’t do sports to save her life, knows all the memes, a fangirl TM, would lose her head if it weren’t attached to her body, pillow-forts and blankets, is very lazy.
Witch: Wears all black, magical symbols as tattoos, carries her potions in water-bottles, her house is full of plants, has a pet bird, loves the outdoors, grows her own greens, vegetarian, wears hats, scientific, cat-person.
Ghost: Is shy, cold colours, clothes that flow in the wind, sensitive, cries a lot, mostly stays at home, owns an ouija-board, want everyone to get along, pale, soft lipgloss, is always freezing, walks lightly, doodles on everything, stares through people, remember embarrassing things too often.
Genshin cringe headcanons part 13: other Sumeru characters
This post reclaims the term "cringe". If you use it as an insult or is triggered by it, please DNI
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Name: Nahida/Kusanali/Buer
Gender: trans girl, she/fairy
Pictures of Character:
Appearance: ethnically persian-indian, chubby, brown skin, white hair light green on its ends she usually keeps tied up, black eyes
Age: chronologically 500, physically, psychologically and mentally 6 (has the personality and mannerisms of a 6 year old, but the wisdom of a god. Sometimes fairy sounds like she is one of these kids who go to Harvard at a very tender age)
Personality: reserved, kind, excentric, intelligent, likes taking care of people, communicates mostly through metaphors
Area of greatest ability: philosophy
Kins: does not has kin as she is the concepts itself she would kin, but supports others who do have
Family: Alhaitham, Kaveh (found family dads) Kuni (found family big brother) Faruzan (found family grandparent) Ei, Zhongli, Furina, Neuvillette, Venti (found family)
Friends: Dehya, Candace, Cyno, Nilou, Collei, Dori, Layla, Tighnari, Paimon, Diona, Klee, Qiqi, Yaoyao, Sayu, Sigewinne
Disabilities: autistic, arthritis
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Name: Candace
Gender: cis woman, she/her
Pictures of Character:
Appearance: ethnically egyptian, black, black hair dyed dark blue in box braids, one eye black and the other blue, defined muscles, scars
Age: 33
Sexuality: aroace
Personality: kind, calm, responsible, very caring for others, may go threatening in some situations
Area of greatest ability: Fighting
Kins: gold jewelry, sand, water
Family: none
Relationship status: single
Friends: Dehya, Nilou, Dunyarzad, Cyno, Alhaitham, Nahida
Disabilities: autistic
Belief: believes King Deshret and has kemetism-like practices
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Name: Nilou
Gender: cis woman, she/her
Pictures of Character:
Appearance: ethnically persian, black, black eyes, defined muscles, wears a hijab
Age: 24
Sexuality: asexual biromantic
Personality: kind, polite, may go feral when people are threatened, just, hates the Sages, sassy with close people even though she doesn’t seem to, a social butterfly
Area of greatest ability: dancing
Kins: fishes, nature, water, nail painting
Family: Nahida (found family)
Relationship status: dating Dunyarzad
Friends: Alhaitham, Candace, Collei, Cyno, Dehya, Kaveh, Layla
Disabilities: autistic
Belief: believes the Goddess of Flowers and Lesser Lord Kusanali, has muslim-like practices on her day-to-day life
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Name: Dehya
Gender: cis woman, she/her
Pictures of Character:
Appearance: ethnically egyptian, black, brown eyes, black curly long hair dyed blond on its ends, very muscled, has a lot of scars
Age: 28
Sexuality: lesbian
Personality: bold, explosive, determined, kind, likes helping others
Area of greatest ability: Fighting
Kins: red, make up, fire
Family: Kusayla (biological dad)
Relationship status: dating Dunyarzad
Friends: Candace, Nilou, Cyno, Alhaitham, Kaveh, Tighnari
Disabilities: Tourette’s, above the elbow amputation, wears a prosthetic
Belief: believes King Deshret and Lesser Lord Kusanali, does not cares much about religion, but was raised with kemetic-like practices
And the shadow of the day Will embrace the world in grey
candace has been trying to bust her brothers for years and has never come up with the idea to take a picture/video of their invention
Good news everybody, am not dead👍
Bad news is, upload will happen off and on with no schedule
So here have these lovely ladies while I get my act together
Genshin Impact | Discovery Collaboration
Heaven Sent Pt. 6 (Cyno x FemReader /AU Brothel)
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Word Count: 1.01 k
Previous parts: Pt.5, Pt.4, pt.3, pt.2, and pt.1.
No beta, we die like my will to fix my sleep schedule (not proofread)
des: Tbh, barely any Cyno in this one. It's just Candace easing reader into the village :>
warnings: None! Just pure comfort: bubble paths, headpats, hugs, all the good stuff.
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“Y/n, I’m glad to see you here,” the same woman from when you arrived greeted you. Her eyes shifted from yours and curiously onto Cyno’s, the corners of her lips turning a little upwards to a smile in surprise.
“-and in company too.” She offered her arm, stifling a giggle at the general’s silent defeat as you took it and unhooked your hold on him. “That will be all for you, Cyno. Thank you for taking her here.”
Hesitantly, Cyno bided you both good night and headed back to the resting quarters for much needed sleep. Now in the care of Candace, you idly followed her through a pillar of corridors. The sound of running water growing louder, and the air becoming denser as you stepped further and further into the building. With the ambient sounds, there was now the awkward silence between you both with the exception of your feet causing echoes in the hall. Her focus was on the path in front of her but sometimes, she took small, tender, glances your way.
“If…you don’t mind me asking, is something troubling you, Miss Candace?”
“Did you notice my staring? I’m sorry if that made you uncomfortable and please, you needn’t call me Miss. Though, I do appreciate the manners.” She chuckled, sighing heavily afterwards as she spared some thought to your words.
“To answer your question, Y/n, I’m a bit in shock –is all.” her gaze wanders to the pavement leading into the baths. Once you’ve both reached there, she gently unhooks her arm from yours and moves to feel the waters in the bath, sending ripples into the warm pool.
“Life in the desert is hard as it is,” She started as she sat on the edge of the waters, reaching to the side for a bottle of what you can assume is soap, and poured it into the steaming pool. As soon as it hit the water, the steam blew up and permeated a fragrance so mellow and calming, it served to soothe Candace as she eased the words out of her mouth.
“But to think there would be others who would stoop so low…to cause such suffering and to what end?” Her eyes stared into the rippling reflection in contemplation.
Neither of you fell on an answer, and even if you could, it wouldn't undo any of what you had gone through or make it easier as to why you had to. Baring that silence, she turned her attention to you when she felt it was ready. With a gaze as equally soft as her smile, she reaches her hand to gesture to you to come in and you did. With her back turned, she waited until your body came in, she offered,
"If ever you need somewhere to stay, you can come and shelter here in Aaru Village." She looks back to you, your head above the water and your body immersed in the warmth of the bath, easing your tired muscles and letting your back press against the tiles of the bath.
"I'd be coming here followed by a lot of trouble, Candace…I don't think I can do that to you or anyone here." You voiced your hesitancy, it was more of a precaution for her sake. But Candace kept grace, brushing a few locks of your hair and dipping it into the water,
"Then let it. Within these falling sands, the people who come here are allowed peace under my guard." You couldn’t stop yourself from trembling a little at what she said. Could you really do that? Start your life anew here? A thought like that used to be as real as a pipe dream, but as Candace’s fingers reached your scalp and untangled your locks, the choice of your fate became clearer to you. You could, you really could..
"Don't you worry about what may come beyond this canyon. As a community, we'll share our troubles and bear it together." At her affirmations, she stilled at hearing your tears drip into the pool, and in silent understanding, she resumed to brush and wash your hair. Gingerly rinsing the soap off with the waters, and drowning out the sound of your tears.
"It's okay, you're safe now." She said, reassuring and scaring off any worry that might’ve held you in that moment, and from beneath your palms covering your face, you sniffled and smiled.
Once you were done bathing, she left you momentarily to dry yourself and get dressed in fresh linen clothes that she had prepared you. As the two of you walked, you were beginning to see the neighborhood homes coming into view again. From your peripheral vision, you see Candace's smile changed only for a second as she followed your line of sight,
"I hope you won't hold this against me." She suddenly said in a lighthearted but weary tone. Her brows furrowed slightly as you fully turn to her in confusion,
"Hold what against you?" Without warning, a small pattern of steps repeatedly hitting the pavement was heard, and it was fast approaching. Before you could react, a pair of little arms wrapped around your waist, forcing you a step back at the sudden impact.
"Y/n–!" The young boy chirped your name with the biggest smile you've seen him have yet.
"A-arman! You really are here," you bent down to hold his face in your palms, checking for any new scratches or anomalies, his grin squished in your hands in the process.
"Aunt Candace fed me lots of yummy food, and we get to share a big warm bed in our room,"
You didn’t spare another moment and lifted him up in a hug, feeling more secure and happy in how he snuggled into your neck and wrapped his arms around you.
“Candace, everyone and the general…I don’t know what to say..” You hated how many times you’ve let your eyes pour like faucets these days, but no one, not even yourself could fault you for it. She sighed in gladness at your smiling face, and kept her usual poise manner, petting Arman’s hair as he’s held in your arms and mumbled with a gladdened heart, “Just get the rest you need, Y/n. We’ll say what needs to be said tomorrow morning.”
Hand in hand, you and Arman followed her into the rooms to retire for the night. Under a new roof from outside of the prison you’ve known for so long, your heart is finally at ease.
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A/N: Updates are gonna be slower than before cause I'm in my senior year in HS, waw,, omg :O
Anyways, the lack of Cyno will be made up for in the next one :))
I hope you guys had an enjoyable summer and as always, thank you for coming back :]
Remind someone you love them and until then, <333
-Kapi
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reblog because PAPYRUS DESERVES TO SAY FUCK also hot take: Candace is a bitch. There i said it. she is very sympathetic and I totally relate to her issues. I relate to the struggle of feeling like you are overshadowed and that you just want to be proven right for once. You want to justify what you saw and someone to believe you. But also girl please get a hobby. Bitches can be sympathetic but they still a bitch. I don't care how fiery this opinion is i am allowed to have it dammit. Papyrus is just more deserving of the honor of saying fuck. He is a good person who has seen a lot of shit but still keeps a smile. unlike candace, papyrus doesn't let his personal issues get him down. don't you see tumblr? saying fuck isn't something we gift to those who we feel pity for saying fuck is an HONOR to have. Only the greatest of the greats have the most highest of esteems to be able to say fuck as a character. don't vote for papyrus because you pitty him, vote for papyrus because the lad deserves recognition for his efforts as a character.
Let Them Say Fuck, Semi-Finals
It's midnight, I made a Phineas and Ferb quiz, and now I'm going to bed. Goodnight I love y'all
Nidoran (F), Nidorina, Nidoqueen
Nidoran (M), Nidorino, and Nidoking
They’ve become meta
All I’m saying is rhythm game devs should release “full combo” editions of songs with the sound effects from the game when you play because certain songs like 2hot in FNF and ravevenge in Rift of the Necrodancer sound SO weird without Pico’s shots or my lil sword guys ‘Shing’ in rift (they’re both still really good though!)