Certainly Not Me - Tumblr Posts

Not in the slightest

but are YOU a reliable narrator?

The amount I see fellow college students just grab and try and pull open a closing elevator door rather than what I do of sticking my arm straight through to trigger the motion sensor my arm be damned is concerning and I don't know if I've seen it work without triggering the sensor yet but kudos to you mad-lads

the way that estrogen softens your skin kicks so much ass like even before i had any idea i could possibly be trans i was always so sad about not having soft skin

"im a fucking nightmare",

I say, staring at you dead in the eyes as I bite my soft serve ice cream off the top of the cone

writing a pjo fanfic and my oc threatens to cut off percy’s hand for touching her hair- i mean- what sane person would do that

The last character you drew/wrote about is now stuck in the last game you played. How screwed are they?

random X-Men headcanons

erik can cook very well

he learned it while travelling to other countries, using it as a sort of coping mechanism, to take his mind of off things for a short while

logan can't cook for shit. he couldn't make a decent meal if his life depended on it. man forgets to eat for days on end sometimes and is only reminded by someone else asking if he's hungry or when he ate last

charles will try to survive on coffee while staying up late (very late) while doing research or working on his thesis etc.

erik has to literally drag him away from his desk

peter once chugged a pot of coffee and immediately went to sleep for a whole day

erik had to patch himself up so many times that he can provide the best first aid you could get from a civilian/non-doctor or nurse