Charger That Don't Work - Tumblr Posts

The following is a dramatization of real events:

"My charger for my computer broke! One of the wires must have frayed. Oh well, I'll be out of commission for a couple of days. I'll just order a new one via Amazon Prime.

"WHAT?!? It's EIGHTY DOLLARS?! Not happening! This had BETTER be covered under warranty.

"I've been on hold for the past thirty minutes... What, it's under warranty? Great! How long will it take to get here?... FIVE TO SEVEN DAYS?!?!

"I'm gonna be without a computer for a WEEK! Classes will have started by then! Now I can't stream, or work on my mappacks, or distract myself during class, or refresh the same eight websites every five minutes, or... Or..."

.....................

*starts grinning*

"OH NO, now I can't do everything on my computer! I'm FORCED to learn how to better use my phone as a secondary way of obtaining information. How HORRIBLE!

"Aw man, now I can't play my computer games! I have to play my new 3DS games that I got the other day instead. One of them is even my first Pokemon game! It's pure TORTURE.

"Darn it, now I can't work on my mappacks! Forget the fact that I've been working on them for months and haven't made much progress on anything - I OBVIOUSLY can't be productive now! I guess I have to take a break or something.

"Now that my computer is out of commission, I can't do ANYTHING on it! I'm now forced to start doing everything else that I've been neglecting because I was doing all these IMPORTANT things on my computer! And things won't go back to normal for a WEEK! Whatever will I do..."

*packs away computer*