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Cookie Reapers shenanigans (swearing, sh!tpost)

haha clotted cream breaking some kind of taboo mid-plot go brrrrrrrrrrr

yeah in case i havent made it clear uhhh White Lily Cookie and Dark Enchantress Cookie are separate in this au

also the god ancients dont always get along as well as their og counterparts, as evidenced by every meeting they hold ever

though Hollyberry, Dark Cacao, and Golden Cheese do try not to squabble too much unless they want to see Pure Vanilla get angry (it's his domain they'd be in after all)

(you can hear Dark Enchantress Cookie in the background with popcorn going "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT")

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I think I'm gonna start sh!tposting again :)

j-hope Cookie isn't all alone anymore :D

Also

Guess who showed up from a 1 pull in Macaron Cookie's gacha so now I have all the current Ancient cookies

No I don't care if it was last night I'm happy rn

yo the character roles and stories in this au be wild

Mind elaborating on clotted cream's role is the reaper au?

Certainly!

(Warning: Graphic descriptions involving violence and injury to the back, potential body horror, also some swearing)

To put it as short as I can while trying to make it make even a tiny bit of sense:

Clotted Cream Cookie is essentially what would be the victim in what happens when a god makes a mistake. Said mistake causes him to be stuck with a Divine Soulstone (a godly relic, the one in this case once belonging to Pure Vanilla Cookie) lodged into his spine with its power interwoven with his body and his life force so tightly that if it gets taken out, the removal would kill him. In a sense, the incident destroyed any shred of a chance for him to just be a normal human being again.

Considering that he is the principal of Blueberry Yogurt Academy and is thus technically Espresso Cookie's boss, Clotted Cream may need that power to push through each and every busy day he has to deal with.

I'll just say it here: The incident may actually work in Eclair Cookie's favor since when he inevitably gives Clotted Cream his notebook containing all the evidence regarding who or what Espresso truly is, Clotted Cream, knowing damn well that gods and realms exist, may actually consider Eclair to be truthful about his claim and not just batshit insane.

Hope this helps!

and then I never do anything with the idea :')

bakes ur inazumans. in an oven btw.

even more cookies vs twitter!

I just notices something about super epics

5/6 of them have shoulder things, be it a cape or shall

It probably an accident but it funny and turn to 6/6 with Shining Glitter outfit giving her shoulder pads.

Someone, anyone draw them all together in tank tops.

She keep it up

Introducing my next CR fanchild- Wineberry Cream Cookie! I wanted to draw something soft, like Clotted Cream spending his first time with his new baby girl(the guy deserves, I mean come on)

Clotted Cream Cookie- Devsisters

Wineberry Cream Cookie- Me!

Lyrics above- Baby Mine lullaby

I don't really have that much a story for her, but I got some things figured out.

1. She's able to do Berry Cream Magic

2. She's 5-7 years old

3. She was conceived before marriage

4. Clotted Cream split with Wildberry and Crunchy Chip because if the case Custard returned to the Creme Republic, it was something Clotted Cream wanted to do on his own.

5. No one knew Wineberry was on the way before the split.

6. She has Hollyberrian strength.

7. She considers Financier as an Auntie.

8. She considers the Elders (Excluding Custard, she's never met him)as Grandparents.

9. She was 3 months old when Crunchy and Wildberry met her for the first time

I tried incorrect Quotes Generator with these three and this was the first result.

Wildberry: While I’m gone, Crunchy Chip, you’re in charge.

Crunchy Chip: Yes!!!

Wildberry, whispering: Clotted Cream, you’re secretly in charge.

Clotted Cream: Obviously.

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Wildberry please come to the front desk? Wildberry, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Crunchy Chip and Clotted Cream Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Crunchy Chip and Clotted Cream, simultaneously: We got lost :( Wildberry: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Wildberry: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Crunchy Chip: The cow??? Wildberry: What? Clotted Cream: Crunchy Chip, W H Y?

Wildberry: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Crunchy Chip: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Clotted Cream: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

Wildberry: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Clotted Cream: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Crunchy Chip: Smad.

Wildberry: What do you think Crunchy Chip will do for a distraction?

Clotted Cream: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Clotted Cream: ... or he could do that.

Wildberry: Clotted Cream and I are having a baby.

Crunchy Chip: That's gre-

Wildberry, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

*The squad is having dinner together*

Wildberry: Crunchy Chip, can you pass the salt?

Crunchy Chip: *Throws Clotted Cream across the table*

Crunchy Chip: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Clotted Cream: Crunchy no.

Wildberry: Mistlefoe.

Clotted Cream: Please stop encouraging him.