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Watching my baby daddy play the witcher (again) and I couldn't help but die laughing thinking of Simon saying this quote and enjoy

Simon "you smell wonderful"

Y/N "Simon this is a funeral"

Simon "you smell wonderful at this funeral"

Hope this brought you as much joy as it brought me

Gaz: Ghost isn’t answering his phone.

Soap: I’ll call him.

Gaz: I’ve tried seven times now, he’s probably in the middle of something impo-

Ghost: Hello?

Hanging out at the bar

Price, jokingly: Have you considered shaving that stupid mohawk? Soap, flatout drunk and very, very serious: Have YOU considered shaving off the rat plastered to your face? Price: ...? Soap, taking a swig of his beer: Didn't think so. Soap-'hawk one, Price-rat zerooOOo! Ghost: Owned, Price. You just got owned. Soap: You're one to talk, Edgelord. Ghost: Wow.

(Office tv show interview)

simon: no yeah I am wildly in love with them, I will die for them

(cuts scene to parking lot, to where Simon playfully shoves Reader, but they fall face first anyway. And Simon just stares at the ground for a minute and then makes eye contact with the camera)

(cut scene)

Simon: do I think they know? Oh yeah, wear my heart on ma fucking sleeve. (Cuts to Johnny)

Johnny, after listening to the interviewer: …LT has emotions?

(um…yeah idk what this is. Jus a goofy lil idea)

Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

Soap: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one Lt.

Ghost: *reloads weapon*

Ghost: Manslaughter it is