Call Of Duty Soap - Tumblr Posts
cw: rape/non-con, stepcest, dd:dne 🔞
stepdad-ghost who forces his son, soap, to have sex with his slutty, mischievous stepsister. (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+ it's soap's responsibility to make protect his stepsister, by impregnating her and claiming ownership, whether he likes it or not.
or perhaps, stepdad-price and his three sons, gaz, simon, and soap :3
Soap would wear his kilt in Scottish tradition, and with anything beneath it... Thinkin' about a quickie with Soap in a kilt. 👀🏴
He'll take you somewhere remote, somewhere quiet and far away from everyone's judgemental gaze. Johnny will slowly begin to roll up your skirt, and tug down your panties with his calloused, scarred fingers. He adores the neediness in your drunken voice and the smell of booze that sticks to your soft skin. He can't get enough of your hypnotising voice, the way you plead with him to be quick as he possibly can while you arch your back and stick your rear out for him to use.
You cup your hand over your mouth and grind your ass back against Johnny's hips, you can feel the material of the kilt graze against your bare thighs and Johnny's veiny, meaty cock push against your slick hole. Johnny isn't quiet – if anything, he's determined to be caught. It's all a part of the thrill and anticipation, to see you squeeze down around his base and accept every spurt of his creamy arousal as it seeps from his thick tip.
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John “Soap” MacTavish is as horny as a dog durning rutting season.
He’s constantly trying to touch you and if he’s not doing that then he’s begging to touch you.
Tryna touch you at every chance he gets, doesn’t matter if your cooking, cleaning, or just watching tv this man is all over you. coming up behind you and grabbing ahold of your hips, pulling you back onto his hard aching cock. grinding you back onto him just to relieve his growing ache.
Even if you lock yourself in the bathroom to have a shower alone for once, this man will pick the lock, strip off and jump in with you before you can even protest. Pulling your wet naked body up against his already rock hard cock, grinding you up against him.
Doesn’t matter if you’re in public either, this man can and will find any way of getting his hands on you. trying on new clothes in the changing room he’ll come in with you and “help”. Standing behind you and grabbing your tits whilst you try to admire a new dress you’re trying on.
Doesn’t matter how much he fucks you, it’s never enough for him. No sooner does he cum he’s rock hard again and begging for another round, whining a whimpering at you for help.
─── ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── ───
(Office tv show interview)
simon: no yeah I am wildly in love with them, I will die for them
(cuts scene to parking lot, to where Simon playfully shoves Reader, but they fall face first anyway. And Simon just stares at the ground for a minute and then makes eye contact with the camera)
(cut scene)
Simon: do I think they know? Oh yeah, wear my heart on ma fucking sleeve. (Cuts to Johnny)
Johnny, after listening to the interviewer: …LT has emotions?
(um…yeah idk what this is. Jus a goofy lil idea)
“Ya like it, Si~?”
Meanwhile Ghost as he is admiring his wife forgetting he was on a call with Soap:
Work’s been kicking my ass lately, so I destress by drawing COD meme redraws
These two menaces to society are absolutely siblings from another mother and I will stand by that headcanon
Soap: Cap’n! Doe was not authorized tae be in MY barracks!
Doe: I barely put my foot in dere, ya fuckin’ donut!
Soap: Kick her out! Please!
Doe: Ah jes’ got ‘ere, fer fuck’s sake!
Price this close to clocking both of them:
Soap and Laswell
Gaz to Price: Where the hell did we find this f*cking kid, man?
Doe: My dad threw me out the window when I was 3 because he thought that I looked weird
Doe: And then you kinda just picked me up
Doe: I remember that very vividly
Soap: *dying from laughter*
“We don’t judge.”
Also us:
STOP IT I GIGGLED @riviclouds
nobody said anything cause they didn't know what to say